These are celebrities. You canât just go around taking photos of them in public. Imagine if Colleen caught Flatty taking a photo of her ass in Aldi exercise pants. Theyâd be holy murder and heâd be barred from his favourite coffee shop.
The Celebrity Spotting Thread Part Twee (or help Flatty identify the celeb he just spotted) (Part 1)
She wouldnât shame him directly, and would merely imply that âFlattythehurdlers TFK accountâ had shared pictures of her in the Aldi pants
If @flattythehurdler got banned from his favourite neros, Iâm sure heâd survive. He could just toddle out and go to the next neros cafe 5 doors down the street from that one.
My last spot had a photo attached.
Thereâs only wan in alderley edge, which is the mother lode for celebrity spotting. I did actually contemplate trying to get a photo but I darent risk it and, in truth, I wouldnât feel easy doing it even if it was âsafeâ as she doesnât court the limelight.
Anyhow, if I got barred from Nero alderley Iâd be gutted. Itâs a very nice place to stop. Greggâs in Rochdale whilst perfectly nice is a bit, shall we say grittier, and unlikely to reveal any spots.
Tis all the wan come Thursday anyhow
Let it go palâŚ
Nope, no and never
Whatâs happening Thursday?
Lockdown
Iâd love someone to get photo evidence of loyalist celeb Jamie Bryson.
Where would you see that cunt?
Who: RTEâs Brendan Courtney
Where: Gardiner Street
When: Last week
Doing: Riding
How: On a horse and cart with a male companion
Demeanour: Giddy and waving at an auld wan who gave him a a big âhowiya Brenedinâ
Any other info: Brendan was very happy
Iâll light a candle for you. Envisioning Courtney as a celeb is stretching it a bit. A cunt - YesâŚ
Iâll give that as a spot.
Who would have the audacity to make up a spot?
A gay sympathy vote if I ever saw one.
Homophobic prick.
Expressing my view doesnât make me homophobic.
Brendan has had numerous TV shows. Calling it a Gay sympathy vote?
Iâll light a candle for you. Envisioning Courtney as a celeb is stretching it a bit. A cunt - YesâŚ
Shur look it, you knew who he was didnât you?