Driving a Nissan while Nissan are an official sponsor of the FAI, technically working.
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The Celebrity Spotting Thread Part Twee (or help Flatty identify the celeb he just spotted) (Part 1)
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Who? Nick Leeson
Famous for? Crashing Barings bank, and being the main headline in the news cycle for days on end. Spending time in Changi jail before contracting, then miraculously recovering from stomach cancer. The subject of several books, most notably “Rogue Trader”, and having a major blockbuster made of his life, in which he was played by Hollywood A Lister and a list annoying cunt Ewan McGregor. Nick had his name chanted at Maine Road, and remains a prominent after dinner speaker and oddly is employed in compliance in London I’ve heard.
When? Just there the day before yesterday
Where? Outside his house at the open boot of his car. Nick was slightly purple and perspiring heavily.
Unfortunately he had his back to me, so I couldn’t raise the index finger as I drove slowly past.
Nick won’t be happy if our house build goes ahead as it will spoil his currently unspoiled view.
In other news, his nextdoor neighbors house has been sold.
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You must be following the man, about the 3rd or 4th time you’ve posted him
I posted one myself too:
Keith gets around (in a Porsche previously but a qashqi now apparently)
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You must be following the man, about the 3rd or 4th time you’ve posted him
The adjudicator is blue in the face from rejecting attempts to log this no-mark as a ‘spot’.
More holes in that fable than
Spot
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Not a spot.
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Come back when Keith Andrews has been played on a film by Ewan McGregor
Who is this gimp lads?
I’ve started to notice him last week or so
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Keith Andrews?
No idea mate.
Henry Cavill. Plays Superman in those movies for kids. Has the aul doll’s wetter than an otter’s pocket.
Who? David Quigley
Famous for? Pianist of international reknown.
I had a long chat with him. He was just back from Belfast (via Dublin), was relaxed, happy, and an absolute gentleman.
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A man walks in to a bar with a box under his arm and says to the barman, “If I can show something you have never seen before will you give me a free drink?”
Now the barman has seen mostly everything in his time and says, “Sure, impress me and hell, I’ll give you a free tab for the eve!” So the man puts down the box and opens it and then he pulls a small piano out of it and places it on the bar and then a little man as well. The little man walks up to the piano and starts playing!
The barman was blown away by this and agrees to the drinks and then asks, “Where did you find him?” “Well,” says the man, “I found this magic lamp.” Goes back in to the box and pulls out this old brass oil lamp. “I rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted me one wish and then he said I must pass the lamp on to the next person that did me a kindness.”
“Wow,” says the barman. The man then says, “As you gave me a drink I’m going to let you have the lamp.” “Be careful what you wish for though.” So the barman rubs the lamp and then makes his wish………
Next thing the bar has ducks everywhere!!! Crapping on the bar and the floor and all over the customers!!! The barman shouts at the man saying,“ I wished for a million Bucks! not a million ducks!” To this the man replies, “And you think that I wished for a 12 inch Pianist?
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Sounds like you got to know him well. Did you swap keys?
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Yes. Flatty sings in the key of A flat but yer mans is C.