The Celebrity Spotting Thread Part Twee (or help Flatty identify the celeb he just spotted) (Part 1)

Spot

Phew!!!

Far be it from me to be a back seat moderator but is Robbie Savage not director of football at Macclesfield?

Director of football is right

I’m reminded of an occasion in the early 70’s after I’d returned from England and spotted a one-eyed neighbour in possession of a fairly good looking Ford Cortina one day in the town. This lad wasn’t the sharpest but I knew he’d worked in Hanley’s bacon factory in Rooskey so I asked another neighbour ( an accomplished teller of porkies ) where the sham had gotten the Cortina.

Hanleys Boxty, was the answer - he’s a director there now.
Fuck off says I - him a director !!!
Tis’ the full truth replies my confidant. He stands at the top of the chute, keeps the eye on the intake and directs them down with an ash plant……

I was a bigger eejit to ask.

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Who ;

The Irish lad and his girlfriend who came third in Love Island.

Where:: beside me on a flight to LHR

Other notes - we were sharing some queue chit chat while a steady of stream of people (mainly airport workers judging by the lanyards) came up for a selfie

I ignored this, didn’t ask if he was famous and pretended not to recognise him as I’m not the LI regular demographic

He seems a very pleasant and polite young man. His girlfriend is very pretty.

I might get a selfie at the end of the flight for my young lad.

Not a spot.

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Who: St Mary’s, Leinster, Ireland and Lions player Johnny Sexton

Where: Digges Street Upper

When: about 1pm today

In a right fucking huff, i was walking up Aungier st with suitcase and backpack both of which were greatly impeding me. At the corner of Aungier and Digges where the Lucky Duck pub is, I had to stop to cross the road. However, the mannerly gentleman driving a Lexus jeep indicated with swift digit movement he would allow me cross ahead of him. That man was none other than Johnny himself.

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Stay out of the pic so your young lad can gain kudos among his peers when sending the photo about

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what a cunt

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Less of a cunt than I’d have thought he was earlier in the day

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Not a spot.

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Wrong thread. My submission’s rejection is warranted

Lexus SUV’S are hybrids pal :man_shrugging:t2:

He wants all cars banned and everyone to return to the 1940s

looks like you were bedazzled by Brian O’Driscoll & Diarmuid Gavins greenwashing

Plug-in hybrids are a ‘wolf in sheep’s clothing’ - BBC News

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I don’t take news content from royalist propaganda sources. SRFC et al are gone uber-quisling

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nananananannana lizzies in a box

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Oooooffffftttttttttt

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Who?
Ndivhudzannyi Ralivhona

(Also known as Makhadzi)

Famous for? Being a South African popstar
Where? Just there now at Blantyre Chileka international airport
Circumstances. There was a non descript lass who wouldn’t go well on soft ground about five rows in front on the plane. As it landed, in an airport reminiscent of Galway airport before the terminal building was erected, and fencing put up, we got off onto the runway which was a combination of runway and dirt. About half the passengers stayed on the plane, and were asked not to spark up whilst they were waiting to go on somewhere else. There were large crowds at all the gates, which was strange, as the fencing ran out about 50 yards on either end of the ramshackle terminal building and you could have just wandered round. There were plenty of lads on police hiviz vests, who looked like they’d just bought them on eBay. We walked a long way down the side of the runway to have our covid passes checked, where after a perfunctory glance, we were sent back up the way we came along the side of the runway and into the building we’d just landed beside We then we’re sent into a queue to have our visas checked which they were (slowly) by a very cheery young fella, who then sent us back the way we came to another queue in which the same fella entered another booth, and checked our passports.
I presumed that the crowds, mainly of women and a load of school kids were there to watch the planes or something, but on emerging there were a load of people outside the front. Immediately behind us was the lady from the plane, cue much screaming, jostling and excitement, a bunch of flowers was produced and a load of people thronged around her taking selfies before she was whisked away by four massive security men into a landcruiser (oldish) parked across the front of the building, and then everyone dispersed.
She seemed a bit down in the dumps herself.
In truth, we had to ask the taxi driver who she was.
Here’s the road outside the airport

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