The Celebrity Spotting Thread Part Twee (or help Flatty identify the celeb he just spotted) (Part 1)

And Sportsfile, he’s the only one that logs on there ffs

Who: French rugby player Mathieu Bastareaud
When: Wednesday May 18th, 2016, circa 6:00pm
Where: Murphy’s Pub, High Street, Galway
Any other business: Mathieu was sitting at the bar on his own dressed in a Joy Division “Love Will Tear Us Apart” t-shirt, a pair of jeans and black Doc Marten boots. He had a pint of Guinness in front of him and was reading today’s edition of L’Equipe, specifically the full page spread preview of the Liverpool-Sevilla Europa League final. I quipped the following to him in pidgin French as I passed to go the toilet: “Hey Mathieu, quel equipe a gagne dans le foot cette nuit?” He laughed and said “Ah, Liverpool, bien sur!”

:popcorn:

Not a spot. It never happened. Next.

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Positives:
only 2 rubby players qualify as spots, he is one of them.
good level of detail and interaction.

Negatives:
it never happened.
You are a useless cunt.

Conclusion: not a spot and fuck off for yourself.

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Hi @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy, unfortunately the good people of TFK have deemed this not to be a spot.

Better luck next time

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It cant always be summer

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@Sidney.
I am writing to you regarding your recent correspondence to seek the approval of a verified spot in the prestigious ‘celeb spotting thread’.
Unfortunanately this time your application will not be approved.
Regards.
@Brimmer_Bradley.
Adj.
celeb spotting thread.

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he got his judgement 12 hour ago pal. jog on, there’s a new sheriff in town

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Really, really poor adjudicating.

That’s how it’s done.

Firm but fair adjudication.

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Fogra:

Backseat adjudicating is no longer frowned upon under this new regime. If anything we encourage it.

@Brimmer_Bradley good backseat adj work from you and rest assured it will stand in your favour should you ever get round to posting a spot of your own.

Unsurprisingly, I find myself agreeing with you

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Doug stamper having a couple of pints earlier today enjoying the Dublin summer sun wearing a nice navy jacket and grey shirt

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I’ll have to dwell upon this one @TheUlteriorMotive.
Please be more specific re the location etc.
Yours in hope and anticipation.
@Brimmer_Bradley

In didsbury. Looking a bit ordinary, not dressed like this sadly.

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Is that a little pecker in her underwear there?

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No idea nembo.

Top, top class spot @flattythehurdler.
No need to elaborate on the reasoning behind my granting of this.
Regards.
@Brimmer_Bradley.

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Unfortunately your lack of bollock acting on this thread in recent days means you never stood a chance.
Not a spot but thanks for your time anyway.