The Celebrity Spotting Thread Part Twee (or help Flatty identify the celeb he just spotted) (Part 1)

[Enrique]

Spolier that

[iron_mike]

I’d say twould be like riding a jersey cow

[feck_it]

Good Lord

[Batigol]

She looks worse than I remember to be fair

[carryharry]

Smashing spot, the awareness to spot a celebrity cycling past by voice recognition alone is very very impressive.

[Fitzy]

Qui? Roman Duris
Ou? Rue Daval, La Bastille, Paris
A quelle heure? Approximately 12.30pm CET, audjourd’hui
Portant? A white baseball cap, white trainers, white t shirt, black jeans, black pinstriped coat down to his knees, carrying a brown hessian bag with a strap, no doubt filled with scripts. He sported a beard and has shoulder length curly hair.
Celebre pourquoi? For being the leading French actor of his generation, starring in films such as The Spanish Apartment and one of my own favourites, Paris.
Les circumstance? As we took lunch in La Bastille, I noticed a gentleman arrive to a set of mopeds in front of our cafe, talking on his phone and clearly about to get on his bike. On second glance I realised it was Monsieur Duris, whose work I am an admirer of. He was having what seemed to be a very pleasant conversation and smiled throughout, even laughing at some points. He has a very expensive looking light brown phone case. His phone call ended, Roman went to one of the mopeds put on a black helmet and sped off into the Parisienne afternoon. He seems like a very pleasant chap.

[artfoley]

@Fitzy

Qui? Roman Duris
Ou? Rue Daval, La Bastille, Paris
A quelle heure? Approximately 12.30pm CET, audjourd’hui
Portant? A white baseball cap, white trainers, white t shirt, black jeans, black pinstriped coat down to his knees, carrying a brown hessian bag with a strap, no doubt filled with scripts. He sported a beard and has shoulder length curly hair.
Celebre pourquoi? For being the leading French actor of his generation, starring in films such as The Spanish Apartment and one of my own favourites, Paris.
Les circumstance? As we took lunch in La Bastille, I noticed a gentleman arrive to a set of mopeds in front of our cafe, talking on his phone and clearly about to get on his bike. On second glance I realised it was Monsieur Duris, whose work I am an admirer of. He was having what seemed to be a very pleasant conversation and smiled throughout, even laughing at some points. He has a very expensive looking light brown phone case. His phone call ended, Roman went to one of the mopeds put on a black helmet and sped off into the Parisienne afternoon. He seems like a very pleasant chap

Qui?

[Brimmer_Bradley]

Queer.

[glasagusban]

Who?

[Fitzy]

Oh for fucks sake. I give up, I really do.

[carryharry]

Twas a cracker of a post.

[Bandage]

Probably for the best as you should be banned from this thread for posting that scutter.

[glasagusban]

We’ll mark that down as not a spot so.

[myboyblue]

Fucking try hard

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

On the continent, that would be an A rating spot

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Fitzy

Qui? Roman Duris
Ou? Rue Daval, La Bastille, Paris
A quelle heure? Approximately 12.30pm CET, audjourd’hui
Portant? A white baseball cap, white trainers, white t shirt, black jeans, black pinstriped coat down to his knees, carrying a brown hessian bag with a strap, no doubt filled with scripts. He sported a beard and has shoulder length curly hair.
Celebre pourquoi? For being the leading French actor of his generation, starring in films such as The Spanish Apartment and one of my own favourites, Paris.
Les circumstance? As we took lunch in La Bastille, I noticed a gentleman arrive to a set of mopeds in front of our cafe, talking on his phone and clearly about to get on his bike. On second glance I realised it was Monsieur Duris, whose work I am an admirer of. He was having what seemed to be a very pleasant conversation and smiled throughout, even laughing at some points. He has a very expensive looking light brown phone case. His phone call ended, Roman went to one of the mopeds put on a black helmet and sped off into the Parisienne afternoon. He seems like a very pleasant chap.

It must have been great for you to see one of your heroes

[Enrique]

It is fairly cringe with the shit french peppered throughout (and actually may have never happened, probably being just a way of fitzy crowbarring in that he’s in Paris again) but it’s still way, way, way better and more interesting than every single Michael O’Shitehawk politician spot lingering outside the Dail or Centra or whatever that’s generally posted here. A spot shoul be awarded. Someone put up Clare Daly recently ffs.

[balbec]

He dresses like a cunt.

[balbec]

Liam Dunne wasn’t available.

[Julio_Geordio]

@Fitzy

Qui? Roman Duris
Ou? Rue Daval, La Bastille, Paris
A quelle heure? Approximately 12.30pm CET, audjourd’hui
Portant? A white baseball cap, white trainers, white t shirt, black jeans, black pinstriped coat down to his knees, carrying a brown hessian bag with a strap, no doubt filled with scripts. He sported a beard and has shoulder length curly hair.
Celebre pourquoi? For being the leading French actor of his generation, starring in films such as The Spanish Apartment and one of my own favourites, Paris.
Les circumstance? As we took lunch in La Bastille, I noticed a gentleman arrive to a set of mopeds in front of our cafe, talking on his phone and clearly about to get on his bike. On second glance I realised it was Monsieur Duris, whose work I am an admirer of. He was having what seemed to be a very pleasant conversation and smiled throughout, even laughing at some points. He has a very expensive looking light brown phone case. His phone call ended, Roman went to one of the mopeds put on a black helmet and sped off into the Parisienne afternoon. He seems like a very pleasant chap.