Voucher to be used in a petrol station and say no more about it
Kindle paperwhite?
My ould fella getting this again in 2022
Thatās the job. Ordered.
Iād say he needs nothing, like most of us, if he wants it heāll buy it for himself
This is all I ever get anybody
I hope i never get someone like you in a secret santa
I couldnāt give a shit about silly things like that,
If I had to get a present for somebody in need Iād get them a voucher, but it doesnāt tend to be the case
I bought a nice candle for my SNA
I get my years supply of underwear and shower gels shaving gear this time of the year kid
Sheās not your SNA
I want some more veshts.
Books, vests, jocks and socks. Iām delighted with that
Get her wine or chocolate for fucks sake.
Iād honestly rather buy my own books, socks and jocks, and records, and just about anything else.
I got her a candle, itās already wrapped
I hope sheās not reading this now as the surprise is gone
Iād be fair sour if I got a candle for Christmas.
Iād burn the fucking thing.
It says Jo Malone on it, Iād say your out of touch
I got the mother a bottle of that perfume one year. Makes an appearance at big events she proudly proclaims. Hope for your sake the SNA slams the candle down on the table for Christmas dinner and lights it up.
Donāt teachers end up with about 20 candles by Christmas? My Mrs used work in place where they couldnāt keep candles on the shelves the week of Christmas with parents buying them for their kidsā teachers
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