The Danes

Mouse has it spot on here.

Norwegians are generally sound skins, whereas any Danes I’ve met have been weird fuckers.

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It’s very similar to a Scouse one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbsVTr4SiBE

Danes are Great

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Danish butter cookies. Uncle Pat gave us a tin of these every Christmas.

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It certainly is not.

The one thing I’ve noticed about Danes when working with them is that they are a remarkably self-controlled people. They be could ecstatic or enraged, and their tone of voice will be exactly the same. As will their facial expressions. A huge difference between them and the Southern Europeans.

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I’m awfully fond of a Danish pastry. Had many memorable Danish pastry breakfasts with @Bandage before he became healthy.

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You’re wrong mate - all the Danish footballers playing in England pick up Scouse accents (I know nothing of Danes apart from that).

Even the golfer Thomas Bjorn sounds like he’s from Kirkby.

We had that same discussion over dinner earlier. Such a controlled race. Great cheek bones also

The main soccer ground is very accessible too in fairness to them

Controlled? Boring cunts is what you mean… Who wants control, you fucking gee bag… They’re so controlled they won’t have sex and are suffering a population crisis… No wonder you love it, it’s a lovely, safe and bland society. No controversy for you to block out. Cunt.

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And incredibly well educated. Great dress sense too. The weather is sort of shit but by and large they are the ideal race and society. No wonder Hitler was so taken with them.

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Wonderful people, wonderful country. Great accents. Happy people. Well balanced, calm and measured folk. Very honest people too.

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Bjarne Riis

Says the fucking cunt who has the Swedes and the fucking Norwegians ahead of the Great Danes. Get the fuck out of this thread and don’t come back you stupid cunt.

Der er et yndigt land…

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Unlike yourself, I’ve tasted each a number of times, kid. I’m qualified to speak here.

I’ve had Danish alright but none of the other 2 unfortunately.

was that when ye were in college together?

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