The Dating Thread - Part II

Strange time to have the date and stranger still to have it wrap up at half seven but what do us old cunts know. Sounds like it went well enough, don’t worry about us, text her to say youd like to do it again sometime. Take it handy.

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Very hard to catch pokemon in the dark I suppose

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FFS he said he took her for dinner. Dinner in Waterford finishes at 2.If he took her for supper he could have been out all night,

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:grinning:

Careful mate, lives were nearly lost the last time “what time is dinner” was discussed around here

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Bump that there. I could do with a good Friday laugh

It starts slowly from there

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And in true TFK fashion the fun was ruined by a humourless Kilkenny cunt posting stuff about hurling

Is he not an Offaly cunt?

Oh @Horsebox!

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Yeah, I got clamped there…

She ain’t having the texting anymore…

Women are awful fuckin cunts…

I had a few pints in this place before, said know to the food though
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Did you call her?

Live and learn pal.

Enjoy the chase…have something to eat later in the evening next time and have a couple of drinks to knock the nerves.

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A done up attractive foreign lady sat by herself close to where I and my companion was sitting in a bar earlier. Immediately it was clear she was there for a date - most probably an online dating app. About 15 minutes later some ginger lad appears (I would say the cunt was late) and greets her. He remarks ‘it’s nice to finally meet you in the flesh’ and he orders a bottle of Corona for him and her from the bar. He drank the bottle (ha ha) in about 10 minutes and lapped up her attention of ‘how did you drink that so quickly’. They have left now.

Was it for this?

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Are you langers at this hour on a Thursday evening?

I’m not sure what the point of that post was @farmerinthecity?

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+1

Cool story

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That jugs is some boyo

This thread has gone very quiet since @Tassotti was unceremoniously banned (for two weeks) from this forum. Seems he was the only one honest enough to regale us of his dating exploits. Example above had some great advice to those in the dating scene.

We have a few very promising new posters, maybe some of ye lads will have some tales over the days, weeks, months or years ahead. @Breaking_my_balls @JonSnow @The_Toxic_Avenger

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