The Gender neutral thread of Faces You'd Love to Smack

[Bandage]

Here, you’re dealing with @Ashman here. One of the thickest cunts to ever post on the INTERNET.

[gilgamboa]

I love it when you come back from the pub sideways and log in and abuse fellas. It’s a lovely little tradition you have.

[The_Most_Infamous]

[Bandage]

I’m lashing out because I’ve watched four episodes of Narcos Season 2 and I’m completely sober.

You cunt.

[The_Most_Infamous]

You’re an alright sort kid…for a soft fella with a massive forehead.

Wear a hat at the weekends…and you’ll be grand.

[Ashman]

Bucko . Let me tell you a little something . I am my own man and am not TMI .If you are going to think I am a cunt let it be on my cuntishess rather than that of a tribute act .

[iron_mike]

@Smark

I’ve posted that he has a face that I’d love to smack. I’m not asking for permission if its ok to want to punch the guy. Why comment on it? Are you going to comment on the 400 other faces people would love to smack here? You can tell us you want to punch the pope for all I care and I’m not going to come on saying “Oh steady on, the pope is alright.” I’d not comment.

Good post. Otherwise this thread would have to be merged with the COTY thread.

[Tassotti]

[feck_it]

would you ever stop you fucking woman

[Fagan_ODowd]

@ironmoth

@Fagan_ODowd has provided pretty much the very recipe that was used.

Faces You'd Love to Smack

There’s a River Cottage recipe for blackberry wine that I’ve been meaning to try. Again, patience is a massive part of the process, so I’ve been putting that on the long finger.

Inspired as I was by @ironmoth I got up early and sought out my favourite blackberry bushes. I picked some beautiful late season blackberries. The skins are thicker now. They are a little more rubbery. I then proceeded to Lidl where I purchased a bottle of Dun Dalgan whiskey. Then I started my blackberry whiskey. It’ll be in the press now for six months.

[ironmoth]

Ah, that’s a lovely story. I’ve given it a like.

[KinvarasPassion]

Hard not to.

[anon7035031]

Avatars being hacked, is it the Russians @Sidney?

[Sidney]

What’s this now, pal?

[anon7035031]

There’s a cyber attack underway pal, take cover.

[Sidney]

@anon7035031

There’s a cyber attack underway pal, take cover.

Oh, the one on “top INTERNET sites”?

We haven’t been attacked, as far as I know.

Actually, come to think of it, wasn’t the forum down for a period this/last week?

[anon7035031]

It was most likely a practice run for the real deal that happened Friday in the US.
Julian Assange has asked his supporters to stop, probably fearing a drone strike.

[Sidney]

Knightsbridge should be safe enough, I’d say.

[anon67715551]

@anon7035031

Avatars being hacked, is it the Russians @Sidney?

Seemingly. That said @Fagan_ODowd may have missed a calling in life. He has a great way with words, a Waterford version of John McGahern as he espies colourings/goodness/produce in every bush. (Coughs)

I’d say theres’ a book in Fagan.

[flattythehurdler]

Bandage was.