He’s one thick, and apparently very nasty indeed, cnut.
And did I say thick?
As a ditch.
He has one of the most punchable faces in history. The kind of lad who’d be ordering soldiers over the top into machine guns whilst watching them through binoculars.
Exactly
He’s meant to be a right piece of work. Apparently the whip and book on the table in the photo is to show the Tories that he was chief whip and knows all the dirt so don’t dare sack him. That office also looks like it’s never been used either.
A cup and no computer 
Jimmy Smith’s?
Thought cooks are women only and chefs are both sexes
Jesus. That’s fucking horrendous.
Faces You’d Love to Smack
The Germans have a word for this
Backpfeifengesicht
Literally “a face in need of a fist”
Who is that ?? He wintered well
Chilwell