The Gender neutral thread of Faces You'd Love to Smack

The story doesn’t add up. Why wasn’t the child minder let sit in the spare first class seat if she had a first class ticket? Perhaps they’re talking about the jump seat. He must have got aggressive. Keep us posted @flattythehurdler.

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Erling Haaland

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That has to be a photoshop.

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Honest to God, he’s the ugliest fucker I’ve ever seen play football since Iain Dowie.

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He has that kind of a “lock this thread” kind of face.

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His celebrations and the way he runs, I keep thinking he’s not the full shilling.

Craig doyle will be eliminated

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Ramzan Kadyrov says today that Russia are going to take Kyiv.

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He looks like a full on roaster FG TD

Not somebody you want calling to your door, that’s for sure.

The bould Ramzan would bear a slight resemblance to Steven Gerrard if he would shave off the beard.

Having seen Ramzan play football, it’s clear he models his game on Stevie, given he tends to slip on his arse any time he gets the ball.

But there was so much more to Steven Gerrard than slipping on his arse.

I’d log this in the Lookalikes thread if I wasn’t banned from it.

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Wozers…

Wise decision by Mo. His testicles remain intact as a result of it.

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