The Great Segunda 2016

Sport
501

Shambles.

502

Jokeshop.

503

thanks for the advance notice.

You are a charlatan. God forbid you might have informed me when all this talk about restructuring and such was going on or when the divisions were being decided, nooooo… 6 days before the draft you back out.

I.

am.

seething.

504

Nobody bumped the thread in weeks so it slipped my
mind to inform patrons.

505

Ah for fuck’s sake, could you not even autodraft a team and keep a sporadic eye on it. That was almost enough to keep you up in Division 1 two seasons ago.

If it isn’t you’ll swim with the Turds next season and be replaced in The Great Segunda by someone who has earned the right and you can opt out then.

For the love of God man think of the children!

506

It’s highly disappointing. Unfortunately, the only option this leaves the commish is to remove @Matty_Hislop and make it a 10-team league.

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507

I regret the poor commissioning which resulted in the thread laying dormant too, pal. But I’ve got too much going on in the coming months and something has to give. My sport viewing is going to be focused on association football and I’ll have to cut gridiron adrift. I had to make a similarly tough decision with regard to cricket back in 2011.

508

That’s perfectly understandable for a high flying businessman such as yourself. Sad to see you go and best of luck in your future endeavours.

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509

in fairness to @bandage, he did post this in July. The useless prick.

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510

the league was gone to ground researching for the draft.

the segunda is a loss to your life there will be very little if any on the league.

sad to have the league tarnished with this affront and complete lack or respect.

511

Thanks for your understanding and good wishes, pal.

I’ve no doubt your franchise will be strongly contending for league honours given the paucity of credible challengers.

512

I’m sure @Turenne would be happy to rustle together another team to take my place.

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513

no reply, a day later there was no response and draft order was established.

514

That would be akin to promoting his no defunct second team from The Turds so that is a non-runner.

515

Who was relegated last year? I can’t recall but maybe that inept performer could get a reprieve and remain in the Segunda.

516

CONGRATULATIONS
to the 2015 League Champion
Ringos Raiders
Ringos Raiders
1st Place
Ringos Raiders
Colm
Reg. Season: 10-4-0, 1,923.12 Points For
2nd Place
Torpedo Moskva
Tadhg
Reg. Season: 11-3-0, 1,790.58 Points For
3rd Place
Shitehawks
Graham
Reg. Season: 9-5-0, 1,753.82 Points For
4th Place
Pigs on the Wing
5th Place
GCD Giants
6th Place
Brady Has four
7th Place
Pace Is The Trick
8th Place
The Psycho Sexual’s
9th Place
The South East Coast Offence
10th Place
Vicks Puppy Daycare
11th Place
Inflatable Rings
12th Place
Gravy Bombs

@croppy_boy and @Elvis_Brandenberg_Kr

517

That would be me. However, I feel it is in the best interests of the League that you do what I suggested previously and man the fuck up.

Just ask yourself, ‘What would Coach Walsh do?’.

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518

Take time out and get a new job?

519

Bite the legs off @count_of_monte_crist was the better answer.

520

Well what the fuck do we do now kids?

having been given the short shrift by bandage the only prudent move would be to ask one of the relegated franchises to take his place in the segunda.