The Great Segunda 2016

Heā€™s a strange character, very questionable. Pretends to know something about the gaa by retweeting the dub match tracker account but is utterly clueless. Obsesses over English soccer, hating the fact he was born in Ireland. And this lad is 42 years of age with kids, yet feels the need to end every post with an emoji?? Probably best avoided in future

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Well I obviously have you rattled to fuck that you are going onto nfl.com looking for info about me. :laughing:

Jesus.

Christ

Congrats mateā€¦ Looks like Iā€™ll have to fly home from my South American adventure to steady the ship!

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How am I 3rd in my division and yet 11th on the waiver priority? What sort of horseshit is this?

The Psycho Sexual Front Office has some exciting news to announce.

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Did you pick up a waiver recently? If so, you drop down to 12th. Nothing to do with league position pal.

Surely they reset to invert of league standings each gameweek. @count_of_monte_crist to confirm.

This isnā€™t the turds pal.

Decker on IR and Reedā€™s career overā€¦ and it happens on a week with three on bye weekā€¦ FML.

Commissionerā€™s statement on the alleged malpractice of @maroonandwhite as alleged by @Matty_Hislop.

@Matty_Hislop has alleged that @maroonandwhite knowingly and with intent threw his week 4 match up against @Mullach_Ide by playing a kicker on a bye and a rb who was designated inactive.

@maroonandwhite has defended his inaction due to being far removed from civilisation and unable to alter his teams line up.

The league takes a very dim view of any fraudulent behaviour as evidenced by the harsh sanctions handed down to @Matty_Hislop last year by the then Commissioner @ChocolateMice with the assistance of his consiliari @count_of_monte_crist.

Having reviewed the matter thoroughly the league feels that the requisite intent was not formed by @maroonandwhite to convince the league of his guilt, had he started any other iteration of his roster he would have lost the game. This coupled with the fact that until this game @maroonandwhite had never started an inactive player in 4 years of tfknflffl allows the league to adjudge that there was no intention to bring the league in to disrepute nor throw a game.

There will be no disciplinary action taken against @maroonandwhite due to the finding of a lack of intention to perpetrate fraud.

The league would like to highly commend @Gman for his actions in week 4 by attempting to bring the issue to the attention of @maroonandwhite as per the below article of the leagueā€™s constitution.

ā€œArticle IX- Roster Oversights
Fair play is encouraged so if a gm has an IA player on his starting lineup it is up to the rest of the league to inform him or to let him burn for his oversightā€

The league would additionally ask that members try not to be influenced by non member weirdos who despite not having the time to participate in the league dwell in the leagueā€™s thread like a turd which will not flush.

The matter is now closed.

Count out.

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A nonsensical ruling, have you lost the plot? He was on here constantly during his week of ā€œbeing far removed from civilisation and unable to alter his teams line upā€.

He took the piss and now you have basically said itā€™s alright to play players on bye weeks and injured players. Remember you have set a clear precedent here with this bullshit.

If you want to see how a proper commissioner operates have a look at how @croppy_boy is whipping the Turds into shape when they act the bollocks. Youā€™re a fucking joke mate, itā€™s taken you almost 2 weeks to address this bullshit and then you fudge it. Youā€™re out of your depth pal and should resign as commissioner immediately.

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I asked you to provide proof, you declined.

What did @maroonandwhite gain??Why would someone want to play a player on a bye week? it offers no benefit.

I find your comments reactionary and completely over the top, you played with fire and got burned last year and now youā€™re not happy as your nemesis is being beaten with the same stick.

No doubt you will now spend your time trying to subvert my ruling.

Each case that falls before me its judged on itā€™s merits.

Not the first time youā€™ve decried a commissioner, wonā€™t be the last.

Not that I have any say in this Division, I concur with the ruling of @count_of_monte_crist . @maroonandwhite was a stupid cunt doing something stupid. A warning would be sufficient as it had no bearing on the results.

I also would have expelled you from the league last season if I had been commish as you were a cheating cunt that was cheating and tried to fix a result in a play off game.

Now fuck off tagging my you utter, utter cunt of a man.

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Congrats @maroonandwhite - Injuries have ended my season. Good to see you get back to back wins.

Your ruling is deeply flawed.

He was on here constantly during that period talking shit about baseball and Galway stick hurling. Yet he couldnā€™t find the time to drop a player on a bye week or an injured player. Itā€™s risible.

Youā€™ve basically said here that because heā€™s so fucking shite at fantasy NFL it doesnā€™t matter if he plays a full team or not as heā€™s more than likely going to lose. Thatā€™s a dangerous precedent.

This is the most shocking of the lot. He took the absolute piss out of you and the league, but he gets away Scot free, not even a rap on the knuckles. No official admonishment from you at all. Itā€™s absolutely pathetic.

He hasnā€™t warned him though, @croppy_boy.

I agree wholeheartedly with your sentiments. Itā€™s probably a mix of incompetence and downright stupidity by the commissioner but itā€™s best to put it behind you as heā€™s as stubborn as heā€™s dumb. Focus on the challenges ahead safe in the knowledge that itā€™ll be his first and only season as commissioner.

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You are inferring an awful amount.

I have said that each case will be judged on its merits. If there is another issue, which I highly doubt, with @maroonandwhite it will be tempered by this infraction.

How did he take the piss out of the league? By losing?

I think you would be best served to leave league matters to those who run it.

One last time Iā€™ll ask you to show me the posts he put up whilst away.