Happy birthday to David Attenborough, a truly great human being.
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I’m surprised The Guardian didn’t refer to him as Sir David
@feck_it Happy birthday fella. Time to throw on the headphones and have a few cans
Have you marked his birthday on your calendar?
Yes
That’s a serious e-friend act right there 
Thank you man - No 50
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Alright sort, Gary Lineker
Who were England playing when Big Terry Butcher was pictured covered in his own blood?
Sweden. 1989. WC qualifier.
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Universally beloved. Not a man about who’d have a bad word to say about him
Some achievement. Do you think his connection to the earth has kept him young ?
A scoundrel who scared birds off their nests, trampled through precious butterfly meadows, kidnapped irish curlew and snipe (and released them on English country estates), stole aquariums full of the endangered vietnamese mossy frog* spawn (Theloderma corticale) just so he could stage a cool underwater camera shot, he recklessly endangered the life of a young camera woman by insisting that polar bears didn’t attack humans, he once jokingly remarked that the burren should be burrened, and he wanted to administer covid vaccines to all farm animals. I could go on. I hope he spends his hundredth birthday reflecting on all the havoc and destruction he caused.
- it might have been the lemur leaf frog (agalychnis lemur)…not that he’d know the difference
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Tfk at it’s finest. There is nobody we can’t turn into a cunt.
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I think there might be just about the one. This person has cropped up here in the past and their alrightsortedness has been universally agreed ( mainly)…To the point they haven’t been excoriated….
You’re a clever guy, you know who it is I’ll bet……