Let's All Laugh At McIIroy

[mikehunt]

I hope you didn’t do too much damage to the greens with your GAA boots.

[Juhniallio]

I’ve a mate who runs a transport company and is doing some work at the golf this week. Lowry’s routine and attention to detail is so strong that he has a driver doing runs twice a day to the 26 counties to fetch his supermacs.

[cowpat]

There’s due to be a big orange march tomorrow or sunday. Will Rory be the guest of honour? Or Lowry if he wins! It would be a delight to see Lowry win the “open” on home turf!

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

Poor prep. There’s a Supermacs in Belfast

[Tassotti]

he made that up

[HBV]

the lad has had 2 or 3 girlfriends in his life, i dont think its very appropriate for a fella with a track record as poor as yours when it comes to young ladies to be so judgmental

Affairs

[quote=“farmerinthecity, post: 796058, member: 24”]If anyone else had claimed he banged 200 women I would be thinking jackanory. But it’s ChocolateMice[/quote] My good friend Phil Leotardo[/USER] will attest to my headonistic past, my friend. I’d say the figure is closer to 300 if I’m honest. There were nights where I went from one bed to another without cleaning my Mickey. There were 18 year olds when I was 28. There were weekends when there was one friday, one saturday and one sunday. There …

[Big_Dan_Campbell]

Great thread bump I had completely forgot entirely about the time @anon61878697 pumped Porterhead’s daughter.

An animal

[artfoley]

@HBV

the lad has had 2 or 3 girlfriends in his life, i dont think its very appropriate for a fella with a track record as poor as yours when it comes to young ladies to be so judgmental

Affairs

oooofffttt!

[gilgamboa]

@HBV

the lad has had 2 or 3 girlfriends in his life, i dont think its very appropriate for a fella with a track record as poor as yours when it comes to young ladies to be so judgmental

Dear Jesus you lined him up there, targeted the point between the eyes and took the top of his head clane off

[anon61878697]

I’ve only had 4 girlfriends mate … but my oh my … you’ve actually gone and went looking for posts years old here - it’s almost like you took the misogyny post personal or something that you’ve gone to so much effort … rent free as the man says.

[HBV]

it really is time for a rebrand kid. your trail of horsehit is catching up on you once more.

[artfoley]

@HBV

it really is time for a rebrand kid. your trail of horsehit is catching up on you once more.

i think hes used up all his rebrands at this stage, unless rocko gives him one more chance, maybe this time he can call himself mr sullivan

[anon61878697]

Go back there and dig out a few more posts from 6 years ago pal

It’s too easy at times.

[Tassotti]

He was waiting for the right moment. Fuck me, someone pick poor choco up off the floor

[mikehunt]

You’re some man for the emojis.

[Juhniallio]

@caulifloweredneanderthal

Poor prep. There’s a Supermacs in Belfast

Jesus you were easily flushed out. The Tipp roaster who moved to dundalk but spends half his time driving to Belfast for supermacs.

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

Carrickmacross and Drogheda are closer outlets to me tbh mate

[anon78624367]

A discussion on Rory Mcilroy ends up talking about @anon61878697 sex life. He’s box office to give him his dues.

[HBV]

that was an awful lot of double dipping with complete strangers you were doing when you think about it.
did you ever hear of MTUSA or was it before your time, ever hear of a fella called vincent hanley?

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

@anon78624367

A discussion on Rory Mcilroy ends up talking about @chocolatemice sex life. He’s box office to give him his dues.

Both Rory and Chocco are box office