Let's All Laugh At McIIroy

The whole thing invites the question, what got up your arse over this?

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he put his back out doing this Id say

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Wouldnā€™t we all?

Iā€™d say heā€™s done some rails off that arse.

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Rory is British, you mong.

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Rory transcends nationality.
The Greatest Irish sportsman of all time, from the same country as your beloved Martin McG

In one breath

ā€œRory transcends nationalityā€

In the next line

The greatest ā€œinsert false nationality hereā€

You couldnā€™t make it up.

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Martin had an Irish passport, mate. Rory is British as is each of their rights -

Rory is not Irish - and he plays golf, not a sport.

But I just did make it up

Rory is a great man playing a great sport.

None of that is true.

Itā€™s all true. Heā€™s a gentleman and a competitor. A national treasure.

A gentleman ? - Remind me how a number of his previous romantic relationships ended ?

Poor Rory has taken a while to find ā€œthe oneā€, just as many of us did in our early twenties.

Glass houses bud, glass houses.

I asked you to regale us with how he ended the relationships, mateā€¦

Iā€™m no gentleman

He was a cunt to that young kid who asked for his autograph as well

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Ah ffs ā€¦ when was that?

Pushed him away

Probably every day he goes out on a course.