The Here's Hoping McIlroy Fucks It Up Again Thread


#1281

The whole thing invites the question, what got up your arse over this?


#1282

he put his back out doing this Id say


#1283

Wouldn’t we all?


#1284

I’d say he’s done some rails off that arse.


#1285

Rory is British, you mong.


#1286

Rory transcends nationality.
The Greatest Irish sportsman of all time, from the same country as your beloved Martin McG


#1287

In one breath

“Rory transcends nationality”

In the next line

The greatest “insert false nationality here”

You couldn’t make it up.


#1288

Martin had an Irish passport, mate. Rory is British as is each of their rights -

Rory is not Irish - and he plays golf, not a sport.


#1289

But I just did make it up


#1290

Rory is a great man playing a great sport.


#1291

None of that is true.


#1292

It’s all true. He’s a gentleman and a competitor. A national treasure.


#1293

A gentleman ? - Remind me how a number of his previous romantic relationships ended ?


#1294

Poor Rory has taken a while to find “the one”, just as many of us did in our early twenties.


#1295

Glass houses bud, glass houses.


#1296

I asked you to regale us with how he ended the relationships, mate…


#1297

I’m no gentleman


#1298

He was a cunt to that young kid who asked for his autograph as well


#1299

Ah ffs … when was that?

Pushed him away


#1300

Probably every day he goes out on a course.