The Here's Hoping McIlroy Fucks It Up Again Thread


#1361

That’s not how I read it. He said anyone who can’t hit that target has no business being out there. He didn’t 3xclude himself from that grouping as far as I can see


#1362

How is poor Greg Allen bearing up? According to Greg (live at the course in Wisconsin) in the build up you couldn’t hand pick a course that was better suited for McIlroy and it all seemed but a mere formality.


#1363

156 players at the US Open, 7 of them currently below Rory.

cc @thedancingbaby :smile:


#1364

:grinning:


#1365

This thread always makes me happy! :smiley:


#1366

Cant you imagine how much the pube headed cunt is seething having to stomp around the course right now?


#1367

Aussie ex-golf major winner and twitter troll Steve Ellington had McIlpube seething last night. “Rors” was sending him screenshots of his list of wins from wiki and telling him how much money he has. Orange, pube-headed cunt.


#1368

I had to go see that. What a gobshite


#1369

Christ, he’s some cunt.

Rory McIlroy hit back at suggestions he was “bored” with golf after missing the cut in the US Open for the second year in succession.

McIlroy birdied four of his last six holes at Erin Hills to improve seven shots on his opening 78, but still missed the cut by four shots.

That appeared to prompt 1995 US PGA champion Steve Elkington to write on Twitter that “Rory is so bored playiing golf…without Tiger [Woods] the threshold is prolly 4 majors with 100mill in bank.”

But that was met with a swift response from McIlroy who wrote “More like 200mil… not bad for a “bored” 28 year old… plenty more where that came from” and posted a screenshot of his Wikipedia entry which lists some of his achievements in the game.

McIlroy won the US Open with a record 16-under-par total in 2011 and claimed his second major title in the US PGA the following year. The Northern Irishman then won the Open Championship and US PGA in 2014, meaning he needs only to win the Masters to become the sixth player to complete a career grand slam.

A rib injury restricted McIlroy to just six tournaments before the US Open, but he plans to play in next week’s Travelers Championship and the Irish Open, Scottish Open and Open Championship in successive weeks in July.


#1370

Oh he’s seething. Resorting to the lowest of the low


#1371

Seething as right. The spelling and grammar Nazis around here are as bad


#1372

OMFG, he’s cracking lads, we have the cunt :joy:


#1373

#1374

:joy::joy::joy::joy: missed the cut at the Irish Open.


#1375

Wouldn’t mind but the course is a piece of piss :joy:


#1376

Ah stop sure the rest of them are ripping it up


#1377

I blame the wife


#1378

I blame twitter


#1379

Hopefully Steve Elkington puts the boot into the cunt again and gets another reaction out of him.


#1380

I see Bollocky Bill missed another cut today.