The Here's Hoping McIlroy Fucks It Up Again Thread


#1441

It’s not a wish man, it’s a FACT OF LIFE


#1442

Great, he can get the mass so. Won’t lie on either the dozy prick.


#1443

This horrible orange bastard will be absolutely spiething this evening.


#1444

Rory is a taig bastard the same as ourselves mate


#1445

Rory is a house nigger to some extent.


#1446

Does he even know Down were in the Ulster final last week? I’d doubt it.


#1447

His uncle Mickey McDonald won a couple of Ulster Championship with Armagh . McIlroy has Lurgan bllod


#1448

Another enjoyable weekend for this thread. Thanks Rors, you solid prick of a human


#1449

Rors prob reasonably happy himself 4th in a major and a nice ball of cash for his trouble…everyones happy


#1450

4th, what the fuck is this, the Premier League?! :grinning:


#1451

Hes gone and fired the caddy


#1452

A bit like Michael Murphy of Donegal. Rory could do worse than put the club’s away and take a year out.


#1453

Rors doesnt appreciate insubordination

“JP, he reminded me who I was, basically. He said, ‘You’re Rory McIlroy, what the fuck are you doing?’ I said, ‘Yeah’. At that point I mumbled and said, ‘Whatever.’


#1454

Huge amount behind the scenes in their working relationship. Far more than usual caddy player. Fitzgerald is a long standing friend of Dermot Desmond and is the link between Desmond and mcIlroy. Id say fitzgerald one of only ones who gave it to him straight


#1455

Is he still not talking to the father for riding yer wan?


#1456

What an absolute cunt.


#1457

Forbes estimated that Fitzgerald earned $1.65 million from his cut of McIlroy’s prize money over the 12 months to June this year.

I’d say he did alright out of him over the years.


#1458

Was it Tiger Woods Caddie that was once the best paid sportsman in New Zealand?


#1459

I know the inevitable response is that he’s worth 200m but is this chap actually a bit simple. I heard him on the radio this morning explaining why he sacked his caddie. It was damaging their friendship. And now his best friend has got the job?


#1460

He’ll only be worth about 50 next year when the wife fucks off.