What excuse did you give the Australian cops when they arrested you being a sex pest? Did you tell them that you were only researching for a book you planned on writing?
Did you tell them that your name was Jeremy Hopkiss when you were arrested?
Christ, youâre so shit at this.
I bet when you were a kid you were the sort of pathetic oddball that lads didnât even think would be worth bullying, just out of pity.
Sadly the pathetic oddball kid that was Ambrose has grown up into an even bigger pathetic oddball of an adult.
Why did you.like the story of sexual assault
Was it the left hand or right hand sock general that came up with that drivel? Youâre stage 10
Poor thing. Hope sheâs ok now.
The only sock youâre familiar with is the one people stick in your mouth when you open it in real life.
Itâs sad to see you continually humiliate yourself but when something happens on such a regular basis, one gets used to seeing it - it becomes normalised.
But advocating sexual abuse like you do should never become so.
Sheâs grand now just a big swelling. Sheâs rang her Auntie to tell her and now itâs all about telling everyone in school tomorrow.