The Joe Brolly tries to score thread


#2644

Christ.

Who decides what “man marking” is?


#2645

There are so many things wrong with the idea I don’t know where you’d even start


#2646

The fluorescent yellow line was nice though


#2647

I can see it now, ball is kicked in with two forwards in the zone, one collects the ball while the other legs it out of the zone to leaving two defenders inside. A 21 yard free is given. Rinse and repeat


#2648

Can you imagine. “I was man marking” “no you weren’t” “yes I was” etc etc etc.
Mushroom season is the likely explanation for this.


#2649

I see he has the UFC fans hopping like sausages in a pan.


#2650

that is the easiest play on the internet. Fucking morons


#2651

#2652


:grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:


#2653


Joe will be frying a few sausages tomorrow I see


#2654

Joe surpassed himself with his twee intro this morning.


#2655

care to enlighten us?


#2656

No problem pal. He was away in Berlin with the quare one for a weekend and he asked her if they could come home a day earlier to watch Crossmaglen play Coalisland in the GGA. He came back and met all kinds of alright sorts at the game.


#2657

christ


#2658

Was he more specific on the identity of the quare one?


#2659

Some sultry brunette as I recall


#2660

Was your missus in Berlin recently?


#2661

:popcorn:


#2662

Hopefully that’s the glamorous brunette he keeps referring to


#2663

Well I don’t imagine that tweet will last long…