[QUOTE=“glasagusban, post: 1053220, member: 1533”]
*To be completely clear that is not a euphemism for a Murray Zebo type situation.[/QUOTE]
hardehar, such japery (guffawing with faux laughter)
admins, do the necessary with this cunt please
@Il Bomber Destro it sounds to me like you behaved like a perfect gentleman and were very respectful to the lady. I believe that she will have noted this and will appreciate that you did not try to take advantage of her and as a result she will hold you in very high esteem.
or else he just ticks another box - obedient and indecisive…exactly what the quintessential geebag would be looking out for… she could already be designing the man she will shape bomber into over the next few years…
Agreed.
Considering it was a blind date & the lady in question was probably expecting her back doors to be smashed in. Bomber showed great courage of his convictions considering his painful break up last year that he never talked about.
But the modern Irish woman probably wants the opposite, Fagan
Usher and Ludacris said it best - I want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed… 
Great stuff. Looking forward to it.
[QUOTE="glasagusban, post:/]
We had three drinks she bought the second as was only proper.[/QUOTE]
Three drinks! Did you listen to anything I said. PLY her with the jesus juice.
Bomber, all is not lost, she knows you’re a decent individual, now its time to crank it up with a few double entendre laden text messages, see does she bite
I know they clashed before but we need @caoimhaoin here to help bomber gain some much needed confidence instead of feeling like he’s a doormat and not worthy of a woman’s attention…
Fucking hell leave him be, he’s quiet of late. Don’t ruin it for the rest of us.
you’d be lost without him… 
Message has been sent, guys. My fate is now in the laps of the Gods.
you didn’t do your best pal, you held back and didn’t go for it…what’s so ungentlemanly about wanting to kiss her if you like her??..its much easier when you get flashed a straight red instead of wondering what if?..
Doesn’t matter mate. Many more will come along. Go on tinder for a while for a confidence boost.
Turns out I may have jumped the gun a bit there, lads. It mightn’t just be me and my nutri bullet this Christmas.
Ah lovely 
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Unreal. Unbelievable.
Out-fucking-standing.
Just don’t mix the lady and the bullet up…
You might lose your tongue in one and your fruit and veg in the other
[QUOTE="Il Bomber Destro, post: 1053337
ah that’s nice. I’m glad I called that correctly.