No Puke, Bad! getting your hole off a male when you are hetro is bad. Capisce?
think he was only around 18/19 at the time lockeā¦his inexperience probably got the better of himā¦
I pretty much remember when I was 18/19 that all I wanted to bone were women and not men pretending to be women. Schoolboy error (SBE) aside, itās still wrong.
i canāt remember the ins and outs of itā¦donāt actually know if he boned her or not but it was all set up by one of the english red tops i believeā¦im sure dan can fill us in as he probably has a cut out in his i heart danny scrapbook:pā¦
From the Guardian, very funny article. Id say youd be in some state of shock Puke if you heard Lohan ever slpet with a man, that wasnt you http://www.thefreekick.com/board/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Our sympathy at this time for Danny Cipriani, of London Wasps, is pretty much boundless. I mean, a man makes one simple mistake - not even a mistake, really, more an error of handling under pressure and the next thing you know the Sunday tabloids are piling in and, worse, hes getting hung out to dry in the press by one of his teammates.
Lets retrace our steps to the beginning of this unfortunate saga, aspects of which grow no more plausible in the retelling. A while ago, Cipriani began a relationship with Monica Irimia, of the Cheeky Girls, thus becoming a member of a highly exclusive band of contemporary liberal thinkers (including Lembit Opik) who have dated a member of the Transylvanian-born singing duo behind such hits as The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) and Hooray Hooray (Its A Cheeky Holiday), not to mention the disappointingly bracket-free Have a Cheeky Christmas.
So far, so good. Or rather, so far, so OK! magazine. Alas, a fortnight ago, trouble began to brew when a newspaper reported that, over and above his attachment to one of the Cheeky Girls, the Wasps fly half had taken a room in a Ramada hotel with a model called Larissa Summers. Furthermore, Larissa took it upon herself to reveal that congress had taken place that was fast and frantic and in about three positions. (The about is, we feel, touchingly imprecise and a rather moving tribute, in a way, to the fastness and the franticness.) Poor show, one would have to say.
The twist, though, was yet to come. The same newspaper paused only a week before revealing that the Larissa with whom the Wasps man had been frantic began her life as Darren Pratt, becoming Larissa only after surgical intervention. Or, as the paper reported it, the 20-year-old fly half had no idea that before her sex-swap op the stunner had very different tackle.
Ciprianis reaction must be imagined, although news of the operation apparently came as no surprise to the people who knew Darren well. As one school friend put it: Were not shocked he had the sex change. He loved singing and dancing. Anyway, another friend, but of Cipriani this time, seemed to be on to something when he suggested: Danny may well come in for some ribbing over this. Indeed.
And going for the ribs with a particular absence of fellow-feeling was Simon Shaw, the Wasps and England lock, who used his column in a local newspaper to reveal the dizzy world of mockery in which Cipriani finds himself.
Shaw evoked the glee with which the squad fell on the News of the World last Sunday (Danny was responsible for the biggest turnout ever for a Wasps recovery session on a Sunday after a match). He also revealed that Cipriani is now known, with the gift for oblique humour in which rugby dressing-rooms famously specialise, as Danny Cipriani Who Slept With A Man.
Shaw did, at least, insert a moment of caution. I have been keeping a low profile, he wrote, because I know that if you rip into a teammate, its not very long before the tables are turned. Good thinking. One minute youre riotously slaughtering a pal for cheating on a Cheeky Girl with a sex-swap stunner, the next, kzam, its you who has ditched a Romanian pop star for a girl called Darren and what went around is coming around tenfold. Still, you dont need to be a genius to work out that Shaws low profile period on this matter is resoundingly over, as signalled by 750 words of picture-bylined newsprint.
To be frank, we find Shaws behaviour deeply disappointing. Not only unsympathetic to the feelings of a teammate, it implies a thriving stereotypical culture that we believed the sport had outgrown.
Has not Matt Dawson effectively led rugby union into a new era of sexual understanding by going all the way to the final of Strictly Come Dancing 2006 and then winning Celebrity Masterchef in the next season? Has Kenny Logan been wearing a translucent black shirt and Cuban heels on national Saturday night television this past month in vain? We took it that, massively enlightened by these developments in the public domain, the rugby dressing-room had become a place of broad tolerance.
Sadly, the sport still clearly has its grizzled cabal of unreconstructed sniggerers. Shame on you, Shaw and on anyone else who thinks that there is anything to smirk about in the tale of Ciprianis ill-starred liaison with Larissa, formerly Darren
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i donāt actually fancy lohanā¦i just think that he is the greatest full back ever to play the game and respect him immenselyā¦sure didnāt he sleep with mairegangaireā¦
Danny Cipriani Who Slept With A Man.
what a legend of a nicknameā¦
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Charisma Carpenter of Buffy and Angel fame
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Would I be out of order if I put pictures of my girlfriend up here. She would knock some of these jokers into a cocked hat.
Nudie pictures please. Of your missus now, not you.
P.S. Send me naked pictures of yourself by PM.
lolā¦ Is there a pixilation facility on this site Bandage?
Something like this from Shakira:
In the meantime, hereās Erin Andrews from ESPN. As far as sideline reporters go, sheās no Tracy Piggott:
12.24pm on Monday and no activity yet today from MBB in this thread. Disappointing and surprising from the Laois native.
I did do some sterling work over the weekend howeverā¦
Sandy Meyer-Wolden, Boris Beckers latest flame.
A 16 yo Angelina Jolie
On the subject of youngsters:
My number one in the whole world ever.
Ehā¦not getting her, is it Barton?
common mistake, itās Belle from Home and Away
Ah I see, not a watcher as I mentioned on another thread. Home & Away ended for me with Rebekah Emalagolou