If you could mute the trolls there'd be plenty.
Sadly we have the following heroes littering the place with their comments:
@Nembo_Kid who doesn't know what a woman looks like or what to do with one. The chaps fears arousal
@Tassotti whose idea of a good look woman is something orange, overweight, plastic and from Essex
There a litany of other posters trying to make smart comments rather than contribute their own ideas of a lovely lady.
In the meantime enjoy Candice Swanepoel: