And a fake tanned flute if ur not a fan of Male contraception
Following her on Instagram. I forgot who I was talking to
Fuck sake.
Fyi
That’s worse than fake tan alright.
That headline gave me a right chuckle
High brow journalism at its finest
Wedding cake was a soggy bottom
The next morning your sheets look like the Turin shroud.
Re: makeup, Irish women don’t know how to wear it. You’re supposed to either emphasise the lips or the eyes but not both. Continental women know how to do it and it looks good. Fake tan is never necessary.
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Instead of watching tutorials on youtube in how to apply make up they simply go the marge simpson route put the shotgun to where mode
I’d agree I can’t stand make up. I remember once telling a girl after waking up beside her she looked much better with the make up off. She took huge offence and twisted it to claim I was saying she didn’t look well the night before.
I presume u told here were to go
I actually quite liked her.
See woman are a fickle creature and especially Irish women they cannot take a compliment.
I often tell my missus shes naturally good looking and sometimes her make up is too dark.
After a while she got a lighter make up and agreed with me
You just behave yourself on this account Sid or else the hammer will come down on this one too.
I ain’t sid mate
Take off your shirt you fat cunt
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Continentals lorry it on.
Dancing chief. I don’t wear shirts in bed. Does anybody?