The Mouse is Dead

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[quote=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 796515, member: 686”]Mark Renton never quit… He just fcuked off to Amsterdam with 9K.

What the fuck do you think he spent it on?[/quote]

A subscription to the Ann Frank museum and a paddle boat?

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Kinvara’s Passion has well & truly blown this whole sorry episode asunder. :clap:

Mark Renton is already a busted flush i am afraid.

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[quote=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 796515, member: 686”]Mark Renton never quit… He just fcuked off to Amsterdam with 9K.

What the fuck do you think he spent it on?[/quote]

You’ll have to fuck off and read Irvine Welsh’s Porno to find out.

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:eek:

Looking forward to it already mate…

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[quote=“carryharry, post: 796521, member: 1517”]Kinvara’s Passion has well & truly blown this whole sorry episode asunder. :clap:

Mark Renton is already a busted flush i am afraid.[/quote]

You remind me of a young Chocolatemice and the time he was following farmerinthecity around like an annoying little pest with endless inane jibes.

MARK RENTON is here to stay. Now fall in or fuck off.

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Looking forward to it already mate…[/quote]

Here’s a snippet…

Mark “Rents” Renton - Kicked heroin and owns a successful nightclub in Amsterdam. Agrees to finance Sick Boy’s porn film in exchange for a share of the profits, despite a mutual lack of trust and amiability. Has got into shape and learned martial arts in anticipation and fear of an eventual meeting with Begbie.

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[quote=“Mark Renton, post: 796533, member: 1796”]Here’s a snippet…

Mark “Rents” Renton - Kicked heroin and owns a successful nightclub in Amsterdam. Agrees to finance Sick Boy’s porn film in exchange for a share of the profits, despite a mutual lack of trust and amiability. Has got into shape and learned martial arts in anticipation and fear of an eventual meeting with Begbie.[/quote]
What about Weed, has he given up the Weed? :eek:

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Does a bear wipe his arse with a rabbit?

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This Mark Renton chap sounds like a cunt.

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He will fit right in so.

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Who’ll be the first to make the Mark Rentboy jibe? My guess is fooley.

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Myself and Art are now bezzers.

I would have said you, but we are also bezzers and I know you wouldn’t stoop that low so that really only leaves the brains of the board CarryHarry.

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Any guilt about shagging your dead brothers pregnant wife in the jacks on the weekend of his funeral?

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Yes, plenty. I beleive chocolatemice had a similar tale to tell, but that was then and this is now. All I can do is repent by living a good life now.

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jesus Mac amazed you found the time to come out with such wit following coming up with gems like this on FB

“To be fair by his own high standards prop not at full flow but for fuck sake a half crippled and blind o’driscoll is still a million times better than Davies, leadership, defence, slight of hand and brains. O’Driscoll doesn’t even have to have the ball for defences to be shitting themselves. Loins luck to win first test, were well beaten in 2nd despite scoreline and with just one gamelan of power could be well beaten in third test. Oh yeah and Gatlands record of coaching in last twelve tests for Wales and lions in 2 Wins 10 Losses!!! as Howley was in charge of Wales for 6 Nations”

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Farewell ChocolateMice - you were a great mate of mine.

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[quote=“artfoley, post: 796550, member: 179”]jesus Mac amazed you found the time to come out with such wit following coming up with gems like this on FB

“To be fair by his own high standards prop not at full flow but for fuck sake a half crippled and blind o’driscoll is still a million times better than Davies, leadership, defence, slight of hand and brains. O’Driscoll doesn’t even have to have the ball for defences to be shitting themselves. Loins luck to win first test, were well beaten in 2nd despite scoreline and with just one gamelan of power could be well beaten in third test. Oh yeah and Gatlands record of coaching in last twelve tests for Wales and lions in 2 Wins 10 Losses!!! as Howley was in charge of Wales for 6 Nations”[/quote]
Ouch.

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[quote=“artfoley, post: 796550, member: 179”]jesus Mac amazed you found the time to come out with such wit following coming up with gems like this on FB

“To be fair by his own high standards prop not at full flow but for fuck sake a half crippled and blind o’driscoll is still a million times better than Davies, leadership, defence, slight of hand and brains. O’Driscoll doesn’t even have to have the ball for defences to be shitting themselves. Loins luck to win first test, were well beaten in 2nd despite scoreline and with just one gamelan of power could be well beaten in third test. Oh yeah and Gatlands record of coaching in last twelve tests for Wales and lions in 2 Wins 10 Losses!!! as Howley was in charge of Wales for 6 Nations”[/quote]

what a fookin knob…

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He will always be here in e-spirit, pal.

Hopefully we can forge a similar friendship in the many months and years ahead.

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Fare thee well Choco-we hardly knew ye.