The Official TFK Covid-19 Supermarket Stock Update Thread

Couldnā€™t get Kahlua either. Fellas must be gone ape making White Russians

Any Tia Maria? An auld Creme de Cacao could do the trick as well.

Iā€™ll just drink a few cans

Stick to what you know. White Russians of a weekend after a bank holiday weekend is just a bit too outlandish for my liking.

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Plenty of beans to pour all over my chips is all I need
Cc. @caulifloweredneanderthal , @anon78624367

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fucking animal.

fucking cheese on beans. Give me a hitting stick

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Iā€™d normally prefer alphabet spaghetti, but in these desperate time we all have to make sacrifices

Pretty sure there was a time in the late 80ā€™s / early 90s when Denny were doing cheesy sausages.

Fucking horror show @iron_mike

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Soft cunt

SuperValu Sutton 17/4/2020

Small quantities of Taytos back in stock.

Man in the off licence tells me they are having trouble sourcing Orchard Thieves

Picked up three jars of Signature Selection Lemon and Lime Yogurt.

We wonā€™t be seeing the strong white flour for a while by looks of it.

Milling your own flour will be the next craze

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Read the RTE article on the Keelings ā€œcontroversyā€. Some TD in Dublin saying ā€œloads of peopleā€ had been on to him who would do the work. Billy bullshit Iā€™d say. The Irish wonā€™t do this work. Keelings should ask him for the list of ā€œloads of peopleā€.

They might have better luck getting a job if they got onto Keelings instead of their TD :joy:

Iā€™d imagine anyone could have a job in keelings in morning. Be hard enough to get Bulgarians to do it even. Iā€™ve a pain in my back just thinking about

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Keelings have an ad for jobs on their websiteā€¦

They had a link to apply in their statement

Is that video for real in the airport?