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Huh im australian
Huh Iâm Australian
Babies & shit. How are babies able to defy gravity when it comes to shitting?
Liar liar. Pants on fire.
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Cunt.
Itâs the highly liquid nature of some of the shits and the fact that much of their clothing is cotton and works like kitchen roll. Enjoy.
Shits in the sitting up position yet the shite would up the top of the back. Truly defies all logic. 
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Itâs a pure cunt to be dealing with alright.
Unreal Har, like a splash back on an ould major tank⌠goes everywhere.
Them vest go both ways if that helps.
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Enjoy itâŚthey grow up quick.
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Makes fuck all difference, sometimes youâd be as well with the scissors.
True, just saves you putting shite in their hair.
And to think that our auld lads got away with never having to experiencing this. Lucky bastards.
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Fact. My old fella has changed all his grandkids nappies however not a bother. Despite a steadfast refusal to do it for his own kids.
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So my three year old has been struggling for the last day or so with a pain in her belly. Wont eat and moaning and groaning. Appendicitis, constipation a bug all ruled out. All sorts of bad thoughts in out heads about what might be wrong with her.
So this morning anyways she says to me " donât want to eat my biscuits anymore"âŚeh grand what biscuits?
She had commandeered a half full box of Foxâs Fabulously that were in the press, out if date since early 2015 and had been steadily getting through them on the sly in the playroom for a few days.
Mystery illness solved
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Make her eat the rest of them as punishment.
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Are you freaked at the loss of your out of date biscuits.?
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Itâs put a dampener on Christmas I wonât lie to you
Whatâs most mysterious is we didnât live in this house until 12 months ago so some cunt gave us a long gone off box of biscuits last year
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