The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

You always have to remember that the Fingal Riviera wasn’t good enough for Mrs Flatty. She compared it to Llandudno.

That’s what we are dealing with here.

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Telling fascinating stories about nappies while they oil their chains.

Tell him to go shit in his hat.

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My God man, let it go

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interesting, I’d never let the young lad down if he was crying

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She can ride me to sleep anytime she likes.

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Cringe.

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She looks like a fat deranged heifer version of a stepford wife

The vomiting bug lads. Fuck that shit. Have the buckets and towels at the ready. @Fagan_ODowd the kids are sick!!!

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Just through it. Small lad still not talking to us because we starved him for 4 days

Ah fuck, its an awful dose. Having to starve your own kids for their benefit. Maybe a slice of bread or two and a couple of cups of water. Horrible times.

He might just hate rugby?

He’s in hard luck if he does!

Get deoralyts (sp?) From the pharmacy to mix in water will help stop dehydration.

That’s if they drink them!

I’m the only one in my house that will actually drink Dioralyte. It’s a great hangover cure and I don’t mind the taste. Missus and kids fucking hate it.

@Juhniallio make sure you boil the water and cool it first. Just in case it’s ‘something in the water’.

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We got orange flavour he managed it alright. He is skin and bone after it…can’t keep him fed since tho

Ice pops!!

Why are people starving their kids by the way?

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It’s the new fad diet for kids

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