The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

[Mac]

@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

You are vile

Keep your big schnozz out of this gonzo

[Fran]

@anon78624367

He got out in front of questions like, is the nanny a ride? Have you stuck a tail in her yet? From the more oafish elements here.

You can just imagine them, frothing at the mouth at the thoughts of sneaking a peek at the young girl. Their own wife / wives haven’t touched them in years and are revolted by the thoughts of it

[flattythehurdler]

@anon61878697

What college is she in?

LIT

[carryharry]

@Fran

Their own wife / wives haven’t touched them in years and are revolted by the thoughts of it

Lads who let themselves go basically, while @anon98850436 looks after himself religiously.

[flattythehurdler]

@anon61878697

In all seriousness , having a bit of a nightmare with feeding. She’s grazing and falling to sleep, waking up ten minutes later crying looking to latch on and then goes for a minute or two and falls asleep again… And repeat again and again… By the time she finishes it’s almost into feed time again. Mother is getting no rest at all…

I’ve been trying to get in the odd bottle of formula to give everyone a break but mother has it in her head that it just has to be breast…

In all seriousness, just start bottle feeding. My darling wife was the same, felt she’d failed etc etc for about two days, and never even considered breast feeding the second.

[flattythehurdler]

@anon61878697

Lactation consultant

Fucks
Sake
We
Are
Fucked

[croppy_boy]

The Hoff is doing the bedtime story on Cbeebies.

Absolute scenes!

[StoneCold]

Signing in. Baby girl came along today. Had 3 creamy pints of Guinness in the local with the father in law, his first grandchild so he is beaming. Baby is as good as gold and has barely said boo apart from the first 10 minutes after delivery.

About 4 hours sleep got since Friday night. I should hit the hay but in typical TFK fashion, I am watching the forum’s favourite sport (NFL), via the forum’s favourite platform (IPTV), while drinking the forum’s favourite whiskey (Green Spot), and hating on the forums least favourite franchise (the Patriots).

[anon7035031]

Congrats mate.

[anon61878697]

Ah lovely…lovely, lovely, lovely.

Congrats pal. Enjoy it all.

[Gman]

Congrats bud

[StoneCold]

Cheers bud amazing how the hormones and adrenaline kicks in

[anon61878697]

it goes fast kid, my wan is 5 weeks old and already running the show… Show no mercy !

[Bandage]

Congrats pal.

[StoneCold]

She can do what she wants so long as she avoids women’s rubby

[anon67715551]

Uh Huh!!!. The dreaded night shift. I don’t know how ye do it.

Well done to all the @StoneCold folk on this glorious addition to their happy family. Little girls are sent from God. They’ll always be Daddy’s girls somehow or other. Boys grow up and learn to reposition your tools, cars, whiskey and money.

Congratulations to all. You’ll hardly call her Gemma…

[fenwaypark]

Many congrats to you and Mrs. StoneCold.

[backinatracksuit]

Always nice to wake up to a raft of posts in this thread
Many congrats @StoneCold, you’re a lucky man

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

Congrats chief

[Juhniallio]

Good man @StoneCold. Congratulations