The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

[QUOTE=“TreatyStones, post: 998835, member: 1786”]Cheers lads. Still wetting her head.

Lovely little girl. The whole thing flew. Left home at 5:20, child was born at 7:40.[/QUOTE]

Congratulations runt. She must be like her dad if she flew out that fast!

Congrats @TreatyStones , great news to start the day:clap:

good stuff runt… let the misery begin

Congrats @TreatyStones :clap:

[QUOTE=“Gman, post: 998895, member: 112”]Congrats @TreatyStones . When the lads talk about sleepless nights and stuff, they arent lying.

Am shattered this morning. Young lad was roaring from about half 2. Finally got him settled after 5. And then the little one decided she wanted to get up and watch cartoons at half 5. Am like a zombie in work now.[/QUOTE]

that’s tough going gamn

Congratulations to @Ebeneezer Goode[/USER] and [USER=1786]@TreatyStones

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ah its all good mickee really. these things happen, you just get through it. hard to get mad when your daughter is shaking you and saying wake up Daddy, I want to watch minnie mouse. the little fella is teething so its to be expected too. could be worse things going wrong in life.

Agreed.

I sat on a boat for a full hour last week covered in my daughters puke. Sure what can you do only laugh and get on with it.

[QUOTE=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 998939, member: 686”]Agreed.

I sat on a boat for a full hour last week covered in my daughters puke. Sure what can you do only laugh and get on with it.[/QUOTE]

Was that @Juhniallio 's fault? Damn that Dublin Bay cruise to Howth?

Yes mate. The cunt.

[QUOTE=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 998939, member: 686”]Agreed.

I sat on a boat for a full hour last week covered in my daughters puke. Sure what can you do only laugh and get on with it.[/QUOTE]

rub her face in it so she wont do it again

well done folks…they are great craic (kids)…you get used to no sleep and your focus changes very quickly

[QUOTE=“TreatyStones, post: 998835, member: 1786”]Cheers lads. Still wetting her head.

Lovely little girl. The whole thing flew. Left home at 5:20, child was born at 7:40.[/QUOTE]
Aboy the kid!!

Hamper of olives on the way…

Congrats @TreatyStones happy days.

Have you ever taken the family to Dublin without incident? Its these type of occurences that may lead to children growing up with a negative perception of Dublin.

[QUOTE=“TreatyStones, post: 998835, member: 1786”]Cheers lads. Still wetting her head.

Lovely little girl. The whole thing flew. Left home at 5:20, child was born at 7:40.[/QUOTE]
births get faster each time…my first born was 50mins from action to result…the last was 37mins…police escort wah hey

There is definitely a worrying pattern emerging alright…

Lahinch next year methinks, I’ll drop you a PM.

Was the wife in prison?

If there is a history of fast births you are entitled to a high speed escort from home to hospital…no maternity in Clare now so Gardaí often have to provide this service into the regional maternity in limerick

@TreatyStones might need this in say 18mths or so