The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

[flattythehurdler]

@fenwaypark

His mum is in another room. He is only the size of a 4 month old and I have him on one half of the bed. To be honest, I like being close to him. He wakes about every 30-40 minutes. It sounds tough but you just get into a routine.

That is tough beyond tough.

[Kid_Chocolate]

@mickee321

that’s right pal, you’re winning…

No, he’s in front , slowing badly and it’s only a matter of time …

[Gman]

must be lucky enough with our pair. the first one was sleeping through the night after 4 weeks and the second fella took about 6 to 8 weeks to sleep from half 9 or 10 through to 7 or 8 in the morning and we were getting frustrated at that! although they are both now just waking up at random times on random nights for no particular reason. could be a lot worse.

[dancarter]

@fenwaypark

Our little fella still gets three bottles. He cant have any solids as he has no teeth. Well, he probably has teeth but his gums are enlarged as part of his condition and they cant break through. He gets a bottle between 4am and 5 am. He has serious sleep issues despite being on a sedative. I get on average about 4 hours sleep a night. He would start off in his cot but would move in bed next to me by about 11.30pm.

Your a fucking legend Fenners

[TreatyStones]

@TreatyStones

Wife is gone for a lie down, baby is sitting her in the crib beside me gurgling away, while I have a beer and watch the Athletics. Winning.

This lasted approximately 10 minutes

[Fran]

@fenwaypark

His mum is in another room. He is only the size of a 4 month old and I have him on one half of the bed. To be honest, I like being close to him. He wakes about every 30-40 minutes. It sounds tough but you just get into a routine.

Fenners, you are an inspiration to us all mate, keep up the good work.

[carryharry]

@fenwaypark is a top bloke, a gent.

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

@fenwaypark

His mum is in another room. He is only the size of a 4 month old and I have him on one half of the bed. To be honest, I like being close to him. He wakes about every 30-40 minutes. It sounds tough but you just get into a routine.

best thing ill ever read on here,

[Rintintin]

It is the toughest thing in the world to see your kids struggle, fair play to you FP.

[Distended_Red_Anus]

To Fenners:clap:

Don’t ever let me hear one of the rest of you cunts complain again.

[ciarancareyshurlingarmy]

@Gman

must be lucky enough with our pair. the first one was sleeping through the night after 4 weeks and the second fella took about 6 to 8 weeks to sleep from half 9 or 10 through to 7 or 8 in the morning and we were getting frustrated at that! although they are both now just waking up at random times on random nights for no particular reason. could be a lot worse.

Yes you were lucky, that is ridiculously quick.

[anon98850436]

@Fran

Fenners, you are an inspiration to us all mate, keep up the good work.

Absolutely concur 100%.

What is the condition of your little fella Fenners? (If you dont mind me asking). Is there much of a support network in Ireland?

[anon61956325]

@dancarter

Your a fucking legend Fenners

Hi, Dan.

[Rocko]

Congratulations @Ebeneezer Goode[/USER] and [USER=1786]@TreatyStones

[carryharry]

For all you Dads on TFK, impress your kids with the following video*.

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*i watched it under a haze & it freaked the shit out of me

[Onthesod]

@TreatyStones

This lasted approximately 10 minutes

That cooing crack is commonly a precursor to whinging and then all out screaming… especially with our small man… Heading for 5 months and still wakes at least once a night… My wife is a saint… Saw one lad here post about his kids sleeping throught the night from 4 weeks… Were they sedated??

[Onthesod]

@Rintintin

It is the toughest thing in the world to see your kids struggle, fair play to you FP.

+1

[Tess_Tickle]

[QUOTE=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 1000892, member: 2272”]Once they are out of nappies it is plain sailing for a few years I think

Then they start drinking and pissing in wardrobes[/QUOTE]

That’s alright, my father does that too!

[anon98850436]

Just sitting down to a well deserved can of Heineken. Wardrobe, cot and bed side crib thing are all put together, shelf is up on wall, educating myself reading this starter kit thing, thankfully my temperature is fine although I dont know if these damn walker talkie type things work yet.

Changing press or station? is comin next week so I think that will do me for a while. We have a posh bin for nappies but Im sure a roll of plastic fruit bags from Super Valu would be just as good.

Im still trying to figure out this Stokke travel system!

[Fran]

Good man @Ebeneezer Goode. The bin is a load of bollox though.