The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread


#6020

And you?


#6021

Cool & calm like the little one. Where the fuck does the time go, mate?


#6022

Time to go again brah


#6023

Yep. :man_dancing::man_dancing::man_dancing::man_dancing:


#6024

+1 That child needs a bit of company @carryharry.

Best of luck with the drop off’s collections, etc. The creche is the modern day petri dish of humanity, every fecking illness will be visited upon your home in the coming weeks. Be no harm, will toughen the little one up. Plenty of coffee.


#6025

Awesome piece of kit…


#6026

Impressive.i didn’t think they could improve on the trunky


#6027

Can you imagine having had the benefit of that with a terrible two on a long-haul flight? Wow.


#6028

Omfg…


#6029

Gamechanger.


#6030

Head cold, snotty nose, temperature, & generally in shit form.

10 months in, suppose I should count myself lucky.

Baby Tv at 4.00am is grand.


#6031

Have a few hot whiskeys you’ll be grand, pal.


#6032

Mate, you do realise that there are methods of parenting that don’t involve television right?


#6033

Steam. Lots of it. block the bathroom vents and have a towel under the door. Run the bath & sink and turn the room into a giant steam room. It’ll clear the kids nose & upper trachea in 30 seconds.


#6034

It’ll make it difficult for the kid to watch the box though.


#6035

Just brought her into the shower to help clear her up, worked a treat. She’s sound asleep now. Wrecked.


#6036

@carryharry Buy a steamer (not one of those) for the room at night, they’re the right job


#6037

Vicks do a nice humidifier with uv. Great job for croup, colds, eye.


#6038

@carryharry, starting crèche this time of year means you’ll have her picking everything up until after Xmas. Keep the place stocked with calpol, snufflebaby, neurofen, and steam the shit out of the place and all will be grand.


#6039

Bowl of boiling water with a few drops of olbus oil in the child’s room while they are sleeping should do the trick