Congrats @briantinnion
Appendage is a dad 
Easy stock to get into
You need a license for a dog but none for a child
Congrats Bandage!
Can’t wait for the “I’m going into town with the baby” thread.
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One of his last ‘im going into town’’ posts had him dropping into Boots to purchase a box of condoms.
And she at home later sticking pins in them
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Where does she get time for herself, time to relax while watching a box set & maybe tucking into a takeaway like a snack box or a 12” Pizza?
I thought Jacqui had a very good World Cup.
have you perfected a nappy changing technique yet mate?
You really have it in for Jacqui, is there a story??
I wonder does he use plastic clothes pegs or the wooden ones on his nose to block out the smell 
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It’s fragrant in the early days mate, all in front of you
@Bandage.
Did ye have the baby or is it just a positive test ?
Or is this just an elaborate plea for likes.
It only starts to grate after the thousandth or so nappy change
Yes, I’ve everything lined up in advance and proceed with a steely determination. Now it’s been trial and error and I’ve added things to the mix as we’ve gone, e.g. imperative to have some paper tissues / muslin blanket type things at hand to repel any piss.
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Not for another few years I’d be hoping 
Now that you mention it, a decent number of those I’d have went to school with already have a child/have one on the way. In most cases I’ve noticed the parents have split up within 12 months of the birth.
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Always check the clutch is in good working order before turning into a narrow Cul De Sac, mate. Always.
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