In fairness to you, I donāt know how you do it.
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Ah the Muslin blanket. You spend most of your life not knowing what the fuck a Muslin blanket is and then it walks into your life for a few brief years like an old friend before it departs again in the rear view mirror of life.
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Informative
Youāll look back at these days and laugh, especially if you have more kids, nobody is ever prepared for the first, changing them is a two man operation and you all end up destroyed, by the time you have the second youāll be treating it like a chicken in Castlemahon. (Surely an opportunity for somebody there?)
An awful lot of lads on this site over think the rearing of childeren.
Iād say there are a lot of obsessive pushy āDadsā posting here and it will be interesting to see how these childeren turn out.
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Itās the TFK way, giving advice with the sole aim of making themselves look good
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Other fathers on here hang out with their teenage son and his pals, brining them to and paying for them in whore houses on holidaysā¦ Iām not sure which is the better approach.
Advice is a form of nostalgia
dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off
painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than itās worth
Baz Luhrmann - Everybodyās Free (to Wear Sunscreen)
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Early 20s is not a teenager.
Anything stirring your side yet? You must be the last fucker here without child. Is there something wrong with you, have you had yourself checked out?
A boy eh, good man
Thatās my āshucky-ducky quack quackā moment of the thread.
Youāve taken to adulthood like a duck to water. Dating, riding, driving, etc etc are a rite of passage most young men go through in their mid to late-teens, but things have a tendency to happen in their own good time.
Congrats Bandage, and enjoy every minute of it. It is honestly all good, but of course you figured that out about 6 days ago.
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Thanks very much, pal. Driving home from the hospital one night late last week was the first time Iāve EVER driven a car unaccompanied. I even had the swagger to park and buy curry chips in the take-away en route. Iām going to chance some DIY in the next few years too.
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Much safer!
Be careful. Itās much more dangerous than you think.
Your partner will probably expect you to do it properly which is always annoying.
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and supervise the effort from start to finish which is infuriating
You need to practice @Bandage. Feel free to come over and put the doors back onto my cabinet. Iāve been avoiding it for over 2 years for various reasons. Mrs J is on the verge of fucking out said cabinet,even though she had it custom made.
Thatās degenerate gambling right there juhy. Thereās good odds it could be you, not the furniture, getting fucked out 
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Iāve rode my luck over the years @artfoley but Iām firmly in the good books at present. Now if you could find me some ornate Chinese looking hinges for a cabinet and leave them in the 51 for @Bandage Iād be fucking legend.
Amazon mate. You donāt even have to leave your chair
Youāve come a long way pal