or North Kildare
@Bandage will be living in Monaghan before the year is out, giving out car loans in Monaghan CU for a living.
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Trips to Wrestlemania will be but a distant memory.
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He might get as far as a country music festival
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He’ll be living in some backwater like Doohamlet
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No Marty Moone or Nathan/Jake Carter?
Is it even a real country festival then?
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He won’t be going anywhere except half eleven mass. Pushing the buggy up the side aisle. If he’s lucky he’ll get to stand outside in the porch holding the child when it goes apeshit.
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A great trick is to hide the dodi so the child goes spare and then the 2 of you can head off early and buy the paper.
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Yours certainly does, I’d kill myself if I were you
dodi? I’ll find it
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some of us have to survive to tell the tale
or else you’ll just have cretins filling his head with bluster
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I’ll take a few of these latest questions.
The boy will have my surname - this was negotiated before the expedition commenced.
I’m currently finalising the purchase of a house in Dublin. The child will be a Dub.
We got a tip that crèche places in the Central Business District were like gold-dust so secured a place for next May back at the end of this May, nearly 2 months before his arrival. After a work discount, the monthly fee is a very reasonable €1,150. This includes breakfast, elevenses, lunch and (crucially) afternoon tea.
Happy to take any further queries before 1.40pm.
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There’s a very very goid chance that a bout of depression is coming his way, way too many unwanted changes in his life in a short space of time .
It would be great if one of his pals was an expert on depression tho.
I presume there’ll be a TFK poll to decide the boys name?
- Henrik
- Scott
- Gerry
- Brendan
- Roger
- Damien
- Lee
- Martin
- Matty
- Mick
- Wallace
- Rocko
- The Undertaker
0 voters
Missing Option: Rocko
Fixed
LarryO?
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LarryM
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