The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

[Matty_Hislop]

@anon61956325

Your 10 year old has a smart phone? Dont you love your kids at all?

It’s a smart watch I want to get him Bob.

[Matty_Hislop]

Phones are banned in his school too, don’t want to get him one anyway.

The watches seem handy and you can get one on Amazon for about €40.

[artfoley]

@Matty_Hislop

Phones are banned in his school too, don’t want to get him one anyway.

The watches seem handy and you can get one on Amazon for about €40.

I don’t think youll get much functionality or lifespan from a 40 quid watch but if the lad wants it, and youre happy, then fire ahead

[TheUlteriorMotive]

Another thing to charge. My life is lads getting anxious over remaining battery percentages.

[Mac]

@TheUlteriorMotive

Another thing to charge. My life is lads getting anxious over remaining battery percentages.

We need someone to create solar powered phones and smart watches

[TreatyStones]

Sure we had solar powered calculators in school 30 years ago

[Brimmer_Bradley]

@glasagusban

He’d batter the tar out of the cunt but due to some connection somewhere or standing in the community that wouldn’t be an option in this case (conveniently), but crafty old brimmer knows the rule book inside and out and would use his superior knowledge to get at the cunt another way, mark brimmer’s words that camogie coach would have messed with the wrong man and brimmer would see it through to the end playing the long game and eventually pulling a master stroke of club politics and getting one over on his camogie coach nemesis.

Sure aren’t all Gaa clubs like that ?? Sad state of affairs if you let lads walk all over you. But then again you’re a snowflake so I suppose you’ll go on social media and cry like a bitch over it. Meanwhile the spiteful bitter cunts like me will make it their life’s work to get revenge, like a proper man.

[Brimmer_Bradley]

@artfoley

Little one had her first day in the cul camp today and as we were going to the shop I was asking how she got on. She said she hated it and didn’t want to go back. I asked why and she said the woman in charge of her team pushed her and roared at her all day.

She’s resillient enough but she loves when she goes to club practice so there’s definitely an issue there. Took ages to get her to sleep and she was very clingy.

Thinking of going up tomorrow to observe incognito. But if yerwan is roaring at her or puts Hands on her then there’s the problem because the cul camp is in her club and therefore I can’t go all brimmer.

CC @Gman

Write to to club child welfare officer. That’s standard procedure.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Matty_Hislop

Eldest just turned 10. He’s starting to drift off our road so we thought it would be handy if he had one for the GPS so we will know where he is, also handy for him to send messages to us.

Would you not just get him chipped altogether.

[Brimmer_Bradley]

Or possibly chance telling him not to wander off. He’s old enough to have the cop on. Maybe you’d hurt his feelings if you disciplined him for wandering?

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Brimmer_Bradley

Or possibly chance telling him not to wander off. He’s old enough to have the cop on. Maybe you’d hurt his feelings if you disciplined him for wandering?

The father is the biggest snowflake on here.

[artfoley]

@Brimmer_Bradley

Write to to club child welfare officer. That’s standard procedure

Ah brimmer, I thought you were going to go all

[Matty_Hislop]

This isn’t the dog owner’s issues thread mate, that might work on Bobby.

[Julio_Geordio]

@Matty_Hislop

This isn’t the dog owner’s issues thread mate, that might work on Bobby.

Bobby would know better than to go wandering

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

@mickee321 I passed Port beach on the bike earlier. The water looked fantastic. Definitely go up there some day.

[Breaking_my_balls]

Have you tried parenting?

[Matty_Hislop]

Yes, we’re incorporating aspects of modern technology into it too.

[Breaking_my_balls]

Tell him to stop wandering because you told him so and he must do what he’s told. Show him your shoe then and tell him you’ll kick him up and down the garden with that if he decides against your advice. Finish then by telling him you love him and you’re for his own good to satisfy your snowflake cravings.

[anon61956325]

By electronically tagging your child is it?

Did you ever leave your street when you were a child?

[Matty_Hislop]

Why would I threaten my child with violence? What an odd point of view.