The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread


#8207

usually stay away from this carryon but fuckit its almost christmas

congrats to everyone here who managed to ejaculate inside your woman while she was ovulating.
ye are great men.


#8208

Happy to give that #10


#8209

Was it an Irish lad & Spainard woman involved by any chance?


#8210

Congrats Harry and Mrs Carry, great news.

Late December though, misses out on a year of underage hurling


#8211

:+1:


#8212

dont know as yet. but the description of yerman sounds a lot like my old case, though not involving a Spaniard.

hes described as a grey haired businessman


#8213

Don’t register him for another week and a half it’ll be fine.


#8214

Thank you, old pal. What’s notable about the Class of 2018 on this thread is that it’s overwhelmingly posters whose INTERNET personas suggested they’d never had or never would have sexual intercourse with somebody else.


#8215

That’s the mind blowing part all right, … Time for the studs to step up in 2’19


#8216

absolutely true, geeks, freaks and weirdos. 2018 has proven one thing, there’s a woman out there for everybody no matter what physical, emotional or mental state you’re in.


#8217

certainly indicates there’s a lot of women who’ll settle, rather than keep looking for mr right. the SATC era is truly dead.


#8218

Was it @Turenne who set this trend off or was that in 2017?


#8219

Exhibit A


#8220

maybe so, but I’m in dun laoghaire with a settler whereas youre in a crumbling soviet era block with dirty walls and a settler

:smiley:


#8221

Fellas whose biggest achievement in life was coming home from scummy astro soccer and filling a cuisine de france roll with a bit of ham without sticking the knife into themselves can go on and father childeren and live reasonably normal lives within the same calender year.
Internet forums are magical places.


#8222

some of them can even go and get a haircut without getting physically or financially scalped too


#8223

Lads coming on here with.thheir disgusting guts full of porter their moustaches loaded with day old carvery and forecourt flowers for their fat seamy wives hoping to get at her for a couple of hateful minutes

Is this the sort of thing you mean?


#8224

congrats @carryharry


#8225

what’s wrong with having a fat wife?


#8226

Dunno, all mine were thin