FGM
Hard selzers
Can you tell the difference of what the mother does in acv
The McDonald’s secret menu
Moving house experts
Penney’s queues
The amount of work required to convert the excel centre into a hospital (givennthat there are no trade shows happening)
Kissing gates
The works of Ennio Morricone.
Dead balls
Hitting dead balls better that pro footballers
This may be the nadir lads
Hospital waiting times
Vino
The Eagles back catolgue
Raoul Moate
English goalkeepers 1970s to early 80s
Petrol station coffee machines.
An essential expertise for those of us who are on the road a good bit
You’d be as well off licking the toilet floors.
Still better than most hotel coffee
Experts on the whereabouts of Bobby Charlton.
Tnx bud, hope the female demon I’m working for ATM feels the same