The official TFK list of 🐐 experts - Hurleyers on the ditch

FGM

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Hard selzers

Can you tell the difference of what the mother does in acv

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The McDonald’s secret menu

Moving house experts

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Penney’s queues

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The amount of work required to convert the excel centre into a hospital (givennthat there are no trade shows happening)

Kissing gates

The works of Ennio Morricone.

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Dead balls

Hitting dead balls better that pro footballers

This may be the nadir lads

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Hospital waiting times
Vino
The Eagles back catolgue

Raoul Moate

English goalkeepers 1970s to early 80s

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Petrol station coffee machines.

An essential expertise for those of us who are on the road a good bit

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You’d be as well off licking the toilet floors.

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Still better than most hotel coffee

Experts on the whereabouts of Bobby Charlton.

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@Corksfinedtboy’s decorating. The lad’s playing an absolute blinder.

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Tnx bud, hope the female demon I’m working for ATM feels the same

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