The Pretend Fitness Thread

what does the elev stand for mate? elevation?

Left him to it. He was one of these mcgregor wanna be. Strutting around the place in head to toe tap out gear. :slight_smile:

Ran 10km this morning in 39m22s. First time to break 40 mins. Well chuffed

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Jesus that’s savage.

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The first proper run here since fenway left :clap:

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Great running, pal.

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Just conquered seskin hill

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Kev is this 10000 steps a day thing a load of bollocks or worth following.

Delighted to give that it’s 10th like mate, serious running there.

I ran for the first time in weeks yesterday, 5 k’s in 28.48 then this morning in 26.32. Legs are in bits after it. Rest tomorrow, run Friday.

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Would you not run with the butch gay neighbours @fitzy? They could pace you. It worked for Kevin Spacey in American Beauty.*

*Until he got shot, watch out for that.

I don’t have any butch gay neighbours.

Didn’t you tell us about your gay mates and their son and how they’d beat the shit out of anyone?

so fitzy, you expect us to believe you were doing 8:40 miles?

Yeah mates, not neighbours, keep up.

Are you drunk?

Again?

massive tennis match tonight

conquering seskin hill means I now have hyper endurance and boundless energy. I wont be beaten

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Best of luck mate.

I hope you’ve improved in recent years. It’s not that long ago myself and @The_brisbane_lion smashed (excuse the pun) you and @Funtime to smithereens. 6-2, 6-1 I think it was.

You had no answer to my drop shots that day

eh bro, me and shakes smashed you & FTB in the battle of the parishes after that.

Ill give you a pass on not remembering that as you ingested magic mushrooms straight after the game and ended up thinking you were in mexico

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Eh the shrooms was after the cricket you nonce.