The Pretend Thread


#181

It was going grand until your man @backinatracksuit jumped in with his tall tales.


#182

Sorry mate, I didn’t mean to take from your great achievement of winning the pioneer quiz, if I told you I was 13 at the time would that make it worse?


#183

Not at all pal. I was 12.


#184

Thank God for that, well done, great achievement


#185

Where are we this weekend guys ?
London, Paris, New York? Wexford ? Limerick?
I can’t keep up sometimes.


#186

The Hip Hop thread is where it’s at. :rofl::rofl:


#187

Snowman builders on the weather thread today.


#188

Fail to prepare, etc, etc.


#189

Why are you struggling to believe that we don’t have a vast array of very experienced Snowman Builders on this forum?


#190

We sure do. The falls of 1979, 1982 & 1987 gave me a great base of experience


#191

The soft townie cunt wasn’t let out in the snow incase he got hurt I’d say


#192

He wouldn’t go out I’d say. Better fun indoors on the sega mega drive.


#193


Pretend beer. It’s fucking lovely


#194

Lining up a few cold ones after a hard days yakka

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#195

A few cold ones with the boys?


#196

I drink with men pal


#197

And then sleep with them. It’s a rugby thing. If you want to be comfortable with them in the scrum you have to be comfortable with them in bed.


#198

Very very weird Sid. Very weird


#199

There’s something in the air today, I was on the receiving end of an even weirder one earlier, some quarehawk wanted to whip me for two hours in the snow while I was naked


#200

It’s not a weird observation at all - we know from the Jackson and Olding trial that this is what happens in rugby circles.

Actually doing it on the other hand, is a bit weird, but sure each to their own and all that.