The Pretend Thread


#342

This is known as a gentleman’s saw. I could make a cheap joke about you not having much use for it, but I’m far too much of a gentleman.


#343

It’s a bread knife


#344

You’re right


#345

The Budweiser and Guinness drinking pretend strong Belgian beer enthusiasts are getting fierce animated on some thread or other now


#346

I thought there was already a thread for this kind of thing? I’ve been googling Benelux beers furiously trying to pick my favourite.


#347

I’m related to Brother Barnabas in the Orval monastery. He got me interested in the trappist beers.


#348

Your father?


#349

No, he’s a Monk so you call him brother.


#350

I heard he has a very dirty habit.


#351

A very cowlardly dig indeed.


#352

You stupid little man.


#353

Pretend chums of Cillian Murphy.


#354

a lot of lads that dislike cricket are positively oozing that the Australian cricket team went to a hurling game before


#355

The pretend farmers are having another outing


#356

Pretend ‘negotiations’ to get to a match, but, you’ve guessed it… can’t travel. :joy::joy::joy::joy:
Some fucking laugh. :joy::joy::joy:


#357

You’ve taken my description of your daughter as a pig faced minger who smells of shit very badly, mate.


#358

Pretend Father’s Day cards. Lads getting up at 6am to make them.


#359

I never even got a pretend one. My usual father’s day treat to myself is watching the hurling and refusing point blank to do anything else as “it’s fathers day”
You could say it’s a little tradition of mine.
Where T F is @Tassotti speaking of which? The site badly needs him back.


#360

Life threatening insect bites.


#361

At a conservative estimate, I’ve probably gotten upwards of fifty horsefly bites in my life. I had no idea I was living life so close to the edge. I’ll be ringing for an ambulance the next time.