The Pretend Thread

‘chin cramps’

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You don’t need to be right. You just need to make sure you aren’t wrong.

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The great thing about THE INTERNET is that 86% of it is highly reusable statistics.

Lads pretending to have watched some highbrow documentary series on Netflix, it’s like third class in school all over again.

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Nobody watched Netflix when I was in third class.

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Wow mate, you didn’t get my inference? Bizarre

Now it’s like third class.

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You had Netflix when you were in 3rd class?

Aviation Experts. If only Boeing had some TFK posters on their books, they’d be laughing.

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We don’t have aviation experts on this forum.

We have aeronautical experts.

Maybe they do and that’s why they’re fucked.

Mountain climbing

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hh

Car breakdowns in the occupied six.

Mortgages.

2 groups at play here…

Lads pretending they have been ‘offered’ mortgages when the world knows any serious financial institution wouldn’t touch these joker’s based on their gambling record.

In the other camp we have lads pretending be switching when the world knows they havent a cent of debt.

You couldn’t make it up sure, but they are.

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A fella working the Hertz desk in Dublin Airport has convinced himself he’s chief tin pusher

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Thought it was baggage handling.

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Oh Jeebus :joy: check out the international business travel thread, pretend gold :laughing:

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Lads engaging in pretend airport activities should be ashamed of themselves