The Race for a Vaccine. The Road to Demaskus

Is that the chap that used to play for Dortmund and Liverpool?

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Itā€™s over. Goodbye 2020.

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Weā€™re gonna summer anywhere lads.

Priority order for a vaccine for the UK Government;

  1. older adultsā€™ resident in a care home and care home workers1
  2. all those 80 years of age and over and health and social care workers1
  3. all those 75 years of age and over
  4. all those 70 years of age and over
  5. all those 65 years of age and over
  6. high-risk adults under 65 years of age
  7. moderate-risk adults under 65 years of age
  8. all those 60 years of age and over
  9. all those 55 years of age and over
  10. all those 50 years of age and over
  11. rest of the population (priority to be determined)2

I donā€™t see heart disease there as a key risk but it is a clear risk.


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The vaccine will come with Windows 98 and MS Office 2000 preloaded on it.

Pfizer are saying it should be ready by Jan 20th. Biden will ride down Pennsylvania Ave in an open top car throwing fistfuls of the vaccine into the crowd.

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Bad idea to let the crowd get that close

Letā€™s face it, most people who support Joe Biden donā€™t have money in the Stock Market.

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A few posters on here seemed gutted the vaccine is here and this farce is over.

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Dr Holohan and De Gascun absolutely devastated on the news there now.

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Stunned!!

Trump will get off the stage before these lads

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Lads giving it big licks about not taking the vaccine.

But if some skobe offers them a bag of pills in a field in Laois theyā€™d neck them in a heartbeat.

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I remember the first time I did pills, I got a really weird ugly symptom that Iā€™ve never gotten since. Snotty green mucus shit started coming out of my eyeball. Iā€™ve googled this several times but Iā€™ve never been able to figure out what substance or poison gives you snot out of your eyeball. I suspect it might have been rat poison but I donā€™t know. I have absolutely no idea what I ingested that night but it was great craic and Iā€™d do it again in a heartbeat.

Iā€™d rather not get this vaccine and Iā€™ll try to dodge it but if push comes to shove it seems better than 30 years of lockdown.

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You probably just picked up an eye infection

Holohan believes thereā€™s no grounds for optimism

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The uk press

The Irish press

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