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He’s not married.

Sorry you’re right. The poor aul long term partner and mother of his kids :person_facepalming:

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Shur, she was having athletic consensual sex with him herself yesterday . She seems ok with the situation.

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Is it possible she asked for him to knock her around and then regretted it?

Upon reflection, ‘Khabib’ was a poor choice of safe word.

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“Your client is full of lies – everything is a lie.
It’s a full-blown lie.”#

I imagined McGregor variously as the cat and himself in this image as he said those words.

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“She swan dived into the bath” is a classic tbf :smiley:

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He sounds unbelievably cocky in the evidence he gave which could either be a good or a bad thing. Good in that he’s ‘telling it like it is’ and seems truthful or bad in that he comes across as a remorseless cunt. A lot depends on the make up of the jury. The tampon bit is key too would the women on the jury believe she could have forgotten to take it out.

I was sitting on the couch, buck naked and stroking my cock, but minding my own business yer honor… then she swan dived off the arm of the couch onto my dick yer honor.

She’s a liar.

‘The woman who swan dived into baths’ is a feminist classic

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Well knock me down with a feather, I’d never have expected him to come across as an arrogant, entitled cunt

Fanny by Gaslight.

Coming soon to Crumlin Community Theatre: Conor McGregor stars in Swan Fake.

The misogynists are out this evening.

The internet is saying there’s cctv footage of her hugging and kissing Cons goodbye. It’s also saying that she had intercourse with someone else after Cons.

Is the internet being truthful here?

The internet is also saying her friend was there and testified that nothing happened and that she was in good spirits leaving and didn’t look battered.

If the internet is being honest you can see why the DPP wouldnt touch it

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Is it possible she was putting on an act just to get out of there alive?

The internet will tell us. We just need to be patient.

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Oh dear. If Mcgregor is in for a Paddy Jackson redemption, then d’internet will never recover.

Unconscious for three days sounds a bit of a stretch