The Roaster Thread

Depends how windy it is

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She’s a stunner that one but that’s a disappointing effort from her on the big day. He also looked surprisingly normal apart from the waistcoat

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Ripsters:

Will order the hottest curry in an Indian restaurant and sneer at the others not able for the heat. Will then ask for a pint of milk.

Will comment on a viral video of lads messing about on farms or farm machinery about the lack of health and safety and that ‘this is how accidents happen’. Once he has stopped laughing at it.

Is into ‘The’ UFC, and knew about McGregor years ago. But will roar “go on ya cunt ya, fucking burst him” when a fight is on.

Has gone off British premier league football and only watches European league football now, which alternates between Spanish/Italian/Germany leagues depending on public opinion. Will always say tho that none of them compare to the United team of 99.

Is into ‘The’ rugby and goes to the test games dressed appropriately. But will roar really loudly when Sean O Brien gets the ball and will make some reference to farming along the lines of “you can take O Brien out of farming, but you can’t take the farmer out of O Brien”.

Tells all his mates who are sharing the Rorys Stories that it is crap and that other than the first couple, he is now trying too hard. Has sent ideas to Rory and subscribes to his page.

Orders a steak rare or sometimes medium rare, and tells others they are ruining their steak having it well done. Smothers it in pepper sauce and swallows it without barely chewing so he doesn’t taste it.

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My guess is he’ll be sharing a flat with Alan Quinlan in six months

I understand that it’s now deemed fashionable to have trousers bordering on being too short. But that’s absolutely ridiculous - you can see the big pair of woolly grey socks on Galvin.

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Ridiculous carry on.

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It might have been cold in the church Bandage.

Fucking hell, that is an outstanding post

Fashion over style which is a rookie error in a wedding photo that will be on his wall for decades

The Friday Fashion Thread ----->

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I don’t have a problem with the woolly socks, it’s more his suit trousers being a few inches too short.

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With all the floods recently, sure he didnt want to risk getting his trousers wet.

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:eek: heaven forbid, ah his a bollix alright but doesn’t seem the worst of them pal.

Saying that now I wouldn’t be reading his muck autobiography or anything.

Edit. Everyone from North Kerry either leaves beside the Atlantic ocean or is in the RA.

Not sure about that one mate. An odd looking cunt, but not sure about the roaster element. Maybe if you get a picture of him with a big pair of strong boots on him allied to bootcut jeans and a wrangler shirt.

That’s a roaster haircut if I ever seen one.

+1 I’ll give you that much.

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I have more or less the exact same haircut.

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Even the little separate piece of fluff at the front on top?

No thankfully my tuft is still attached to the rest of my hair. For the time being at least.

When the tuft starts to manifest itself a singular entity, you’ll shave the head though right?

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