Watching United these days takes a lot out of a man.
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The more i think about it, the angrier I get @Fitzy. You probably know the woman in question, hence the tagging.
Fuck you fitzy. @Mac was right about you.
I canât suppress my anger anymore.
Anyway i shall continue; I was asked by a former leader of the Liberal party to do an after dinner speech last night. I was both shocked, and steaming. Who was this fucking mick cunt in the room asked to speak? I proceeded to deliver a sentimental talk on the importance of family at this time of year to the forty something crowd (numbers,not age). It tugged on the heartstrings, and I noticed one or two shedding a tear.
Allthewhile, some cunt kept shouting âPOTATOâ at me. He was in his sixties. An appearance i assume is similar to @anon67715551.
I remained calm and ignored the cunt. As soon as i was finished, i composed myself, grabbed another Asahi and approached said man. I displayed remarkable self-control given the circumstances. He seen me coming, and in an instant form of defence, introduced himself as a former Minister of Finance. He fucking knew I was seething.
In a polite North Monaghan fashion, I told him that his behavior was unacceptable. We then chewed the cud over the increasing Chinese investment in Australian developments.
I never forgot what the cunt shouted at me. The fucking rage is festering away inside me.
Iâm fucking seething.
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Joe hockey ?
No. Older.
Mugs
This shocked you, havenât Irish people always been the butt of their jokes.
Happy new year pal
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Iâm a fucking potato mug and I know it. Iâm fucking raging here. The cunt.
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I didnât expect it at an aristocratic NYE family (him and her? Banging, I presume) gathering.
Aristocrats in Australia?? An oldish money gathering of farts would be a hotbed of anti Irish sentiment
Indeed.
On a separate note, i was lambasted by some of the younger members of the party for not being a Pats fan. The cunts.
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You should have told him we arenât all Boston huddled corner boys, that for example weâre the second most successful ethnic group in America, that the Giants and steelers are owned by Irish families if we were to support anyone with a connection, and that yes Tom brady is Irish but so are Rodgers, Ryan, Fitzpatrick and many other figures in the NFL. Then you should have clocked a few of them with a shillelagh.
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Found his wikipedia page. Iâm sufficiently sauced up to anonymously act the cunt.
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What are you banging on about?
Thinly veiled âIâm a big shot me, heyâ from chucks.
Youâre having pops at everyone the last few days⌠Youâre obviously crashing after the highs of Christmas and Iâve let it slide till now, but sort your self out quick time, pal, or Iâll have to give you a clipping.
Poor form Chucks, back to the old-fashioned forelock-tugging scutter of the last century. If you were seething to the extent you are here you ought to have boxed the head off the hoor there and then. âChewing the cudâ with the convict classes is something your late countyman from Inniskeen would have ridiculed.
He mugged you off royally. The cunt is probably regaling his pals with the tale today.
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All of this is spot on. Pathetic stuff from @Chucks_Nwoko in the first place to let that happen, even more pathetic coming on here and telling us about it.
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