Good luck in the marathon tomorrow, pal.
What will you have for the breakfast prior to the race?
A pretend fry ?
Have you got the mass?
I had a chat with a lad in the applegreen at about seven this morning who was on his way to the marathon on, he claimed, three weeks training, so you shouldn’t finish last @tassoti.
It’s all relative really, I’m sure that @flattythehurdler’s chap is running the real marathon, the imaginary ones are easier to train for, you don’t even have to get out of bed.
Fucker should be strung up
Sadly that’ll most likely be a court case and a dismissal depending on what the cctv picked up
That bus driver should be commended. I laughed out loud at that.
What does the scrote shout at the end after he’s pegged out?
He should be but he won’t, he’s fucked.
Something about his foot i think? Even then his mind was spinning towards anything to continue a lifetime of draining the state. Actually, its not our very own… Couldn’t be, could it