The Slot Machine 🎰 - Liverpool FC 2024/25 - Back on their perch

Losing the coin toss in every possible way last night didn’t do any favours. How did they end up shooting towards the Anfield Road end and taking the first penalty? I thought you’d at least get one of those preferences.

I’d have opted for Salah, Van Dijk, Gakkers, Elliot and Gravenberch. Let Darwin and Curtis Jones step-up if it went to sudden death.

Those fellas with the sirens in the away end were making some show of themselves. I thought there was an emergency in the city until I saw some plumb middle aged fella holding it amongst the Parisian support.

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Football tourist confused by attempts by actual supporters to generate some atmosphere

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@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

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I knew it was coming

They toss twice now - for change of end and who goes first

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Perfect I’m blaming the toss on last nights defeat.

It seems to me the captains don’t call head or harp anymore either. Looks like head is assigned Liverpool first and harp psg and same for end. Could be wrong on that. One for the dull men’s club on Facebook

The forum’s expert tosser.

Trent to Real Madrid deal confirmed as been agreed ages ago this morning

wow, some coup for Madrid

\He was by far the best player they had

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Private-school Trent has pissed all over the Ratoath Inn here

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I reckon Madrid might turn him into a player

Great move for him, they’re waited for him sticking the Uruguayan midfielder there.

You say ‘private-school’ as if there’s something wrong with them. They’re great places. Good on Trent for getting a private-school education.

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500k per week, pinging diags to Kyllian, winning the lot, riding circles around himself, getting racially abused in a better climate. And he can come back.

Tell Us Never.

I’d be a Reece James man but that’s great to read.

Athletico Madrid have come in for your boy Romero.

I’ll drive him to Madrid myself if that helps to get him out the door. Waste of space.

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Almost as if the carabao Cup final never happened on here. Convenient.