The "Sophis Can Kiss My Ass" Signing in Thread

That TFKWiki is pushing the boundaries a little. Donā€™t let KIB see it.

[quote=ā€œmyboyblueā€]There are always exceptions that prove the rule runt.

Iā€™ll PM you my number, when confused as to whether rape is the answer, you can text me and Iā€™ll adivse you then.[/quote]

I might need that number as wellā€¦

Iā€™ll shout ā€˜surpriseā€™ first to alleviate that potential problem.

Let me know if that works, if so, ugly yet strong men will be thanking you for eternity.

Signing in, again.

In Tinnion we trust.

Timely revival MBB.

The crowds around the city centre this morning were breathtaking. This is the third week in a row that people have travelled to Dublin from various parts of Ireland - I saw coaches from Limerick, Clonlara, Cloonlara, Glasgow and even a minibus from a little village named Waterford. All draped in the TFK colours.

I just hope I can put on a Player of the Year type performance tonight. Tinnion demands we deliver on occasions such as this.

I was speaking to some Kerry folk there on Sunday after the game in the Belvedere. Asked why they werenā€™t on the road home and they said there was no way they were leaving until after tonights big game. One even pulled up her Kerry jersey to show the dart green of TFK with ā€œTinnionā€ on the back.

TFK evokes such devotion.

Is this saga not done and dusted yet?

Iā€™ve just spent two weeks back in Inishowen and was religiously watching RTE news in anticipation of coverage of the TFK victory parade in an open top bus through the streets of Dublin.

Good luck boys.:pint:

The good people in Coppers are even installing a big screen outside the womensā€™ toilets for punters who are ticketless for tonightā€™s decider.

[size=ā€œ4ā€][color=ā€œlimeā€]to the brave and the faithful - nothing is impossible[/size]

Aye. True.

Iā€™m eyeing up the weather at the minuteā€¦I may be in attendance.

This tinnion fellah better live up to the hype.

[quote=ā€œtipptops*ā€]Aye. True.

Iā€™m eyeing up the weather at the minuteā€¦I may be in attendance.

This tinnion fellah better live up to the hype.[/quote]

Aw Tinnion is just superb, sooooooooooperb.

Have that feeling of nervous excitement, the one where you have butterflies in the stomach and feel like you need David Kitt.

Just want the match to start.

Was on TG4 last night.
Forza TFK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rFx6OFooCs

Off to the game, cant fucking waitā€¦

The War Office has lit a candle here as she does on all momentous occasions.
Weā€™re sitting here (deep in prayer) awaiting white smoke from the capital.

Time to give these Sophis cunts a mauling.
There wonā€™t be a cow milked in Dublin city tomorrow. :smiley:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFYQQPAOz7Y

Is there a result for this yet?

Andy Burton hopped straight on plane this evening and is going to be reporting live outside the womens shitters in Coppers from 11:30 tonight.

The evening started badly for our correspondant here as no sooner had I reached Booterstown but it started to rain. One swift large bottle of cider later in Gleesons (the place was like a morgue, never again) and we were ready to go.

On reaching the ground there were two worrying bits of news to contend with. Firstly Bandage informed me that he had strained a muscle in the warm-up and was a slight doubt. Secondly, seemingly Stevie Gā€™s car had broken down. But not to worry, Bandage decided to play thru the pain barrier and Stevie G hailed a Taxi in his, and tfkā€™s, time of need.

Conditions were tricky enough. There was a slight wind and also a slippy surface due to previously mentioned showers.Thegameitself started cautiously enough. The 1st 15 minutes were nip and tuck, with little in the way of football being played. Nerves were beginning to get frayed. Sophis had a Farmer like player stationed at centre forward, who I quickly applied the moniker ā€œCrouchyā€ to. Crouchy had three great chances in the 1st 20 minutes, the first he put wide with the goal gaping, the 2nd was brilliantly saved by Bandage and the 3rd was a header that never threatened.

Finally, thefreekick got going. Stevie G made some good runs down the left. Cesc4 put the freekick ahead with a nice finish. Tinnion was controlling things at the back and was solid rather than spectacular. Rocko made some good direct runs.Chances were missed then as tfk remained edgy. Following a mix up in the centre of the defence, Sophis equalised, with Bandage having no chance of saving.

So, Half time arrived. TFK heads seemed to be down but a rousing half time speech from manager, captain and alround alright sort, Rocko, soon steadied the ship. TFK started the 2nd half much the better and it was no surprise when Jugs lashed home for 2-1 follwing a sustained period of pressure. Rocko then made agreat run and was pulled down outside the box with Sophis receiving a yellow card which translates into 5 minutes in the sin bin. Cesc4 then finished Sophis off with a well taken third goal to seal the title. The match briefly desended into a farce as four balls went missing. Bandage claimed innocence when lashing the last available ball out over the fence but Iā€™d have my doubts to be honest, either way, the clock was ran down and TFK secured the title.

Man of the Match was tricky as Rocko was inspirational alround but Cesc4ā€™s finishing was top class and probably was the difference between the sides.

***Sorry ladsā€¦I posted before I knew Farmer was to be made a fool of. I apologise.