The Sullied Segunda 15/16

anon61956325 · December 21, 2015, 11:24pm

maroonandwhite:

FAO
@count_of_monte_crist
@croppy_boy
@The_Burner
@Watchyourtoes
@Bandage
@ChocolateMice
@Special_Olympiakos
@Lazarus
@Crutches
@Elvis_Brandenberg_Kr

The actions of the shitehawks are the very definition of GUBU. While a deep and unending love for the segunda is to be commended, the actions of it’s GM have brought the validity of the league as a competitive championship into dispute. Therefore the 11 other owners this year must vote a simple question. Should the shitehawks and owner @Matty_Hislop be allowed remain in the segunda next year. A simple yes or no answer.

If ousted, @Mac can replace him. I’ll let @Matty_Hislop decide whether he wants it to be public, or if private each vote can be pmd to independent commisioners count and WYT. voting is mandatory however, no abstentions due to the seriousness of the transgression. votes in by wednesday

Within five minutes this was up… And so it continued.

Matty_Hislop · December 21, 2015, 11:26pm

I want the vote to be public tomorrow.

anon61956325 · December 21, 2015, 11:27pm

Whist you.

Watchyourtoes · December 21, 2015, 11:27pm

I would be for the kicker and D route, it’s the best solution and fair punishment for a founding member but this must never happen again.

Matty_Hislop · December 21, 2015, 11:29pm

Thanks pal, very magnanimous of you. I made a mistake and have apologised, I suffered all day with this. What do some of these guys want from me here, blood?

anon61956325 · December 21, 2015, 11:36pm

@the_burner, Croppy already said he was in favour of option 2. The sanctions. So with WYT also plumping for sanctions I believe that’s 6 in favour of sanctions, therefore sanctions win.

The_Burner · December 21, 2015, 11:40pm

Sanctions it is so. Very easy wasnt it.

maroonandwhite · December 21, 2015, 11:53pm

Real sanctions, not ones that suit the cunt. One being he has to suspend the team name shitehawks for the year, to be replaced with the D4 ladyboys. If this is agreed to we can move forward.

maroonandwhite · December 21, 2015, 11:56pm

You’re not even representing his wishes, just off on a power hungry tangent as usual.

anon61956325 · December 22, 2015, 2:07am

Best of luck to WYT and Burner in the final and we wish them well in the window licker league next year. Matty will be saddled with draft and waiver sanctions which Count, as new Commish, will oversee… It seems like everyone won in the end, except Maroon, he just remains a desperate sad weirdo.

Raylan · December 22, 2015, 5:40am

Matt Prater 5.00

Chucks_Nwoko · December 22, 2015, 5:44am

Bandage · December 22, 2015, 6:30am

You handled a tough situation very well yesterday. So that’s sanctions against @Matty_Hislop and he’ll now go forward to the play-off final against @Watchyourtoes following Prater’s 5-point haul overnight. Winner will join @The_Burner in the top league next season. All to play for and a thrilling climax to a wonderful season is in store. I fancy Matty to edge it next weekend.

Chucks_Nwoko · December 22, 2015, 6:39am

He needed 7?

Bandage · December 22, 2015, 6:40am

Pretty sure he just needed 4.

Chucks_Nwoko · December 22, 2015, 6:43am

I’m pretty sure Choco, as commish, would have his information correct, prior to making a definitive statement like that.

croppy_boy · December 22, 2015, 7:07am

He seems to have come up short by about 40 points all the same.

#meddlement

croppy_boy · December 22, 2015, 7:09am

Looks like someone got worried.

The_Burner · December 22, 2015, 7:15am

And there we have it. Exactly i suspected. My position in the final has been compromised by you publishing a team that you had absolutely no prove he was going to selected. As i had already outlined he hadnt started Matthews since week 10. Im am therefore as general manager of the great torpedo moskva franchise refusing to take part in the segunda final against wyt. This can only mean that Matty Hislop will have to play in the final and the winner will be promoted.

Watchyourtoes · December 22, 2015, 7:38am

Beating you was great craic really enjoyed it.